[bewbin]

wish theyd let you take a silly one during x rays

[bewbin]

wish theyd let you take a silly one during x rays

[actuallygodzilla]

Sorry for commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on your Facebook photo album from your baby shower

[grapejuiceblue5]

the team is chasing the sickest murderers to ever live meanwhile these two on the phone sexually harassing each other

[not-lupus]

she kinda ate him up

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[inside-my-gay-mind]

[bigchump1994]

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[radatav]

[elfstrogenized]

Hey not to derail this post or anything but how the fuck did you post that in the future

[radatav]

It’s simple; this website fucking sucks.

[catchymemes]

[kosmogrl]

I'm like if a girl had the urge to scream and break something all the time but stays quiet instead

[probuccalfat]

“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well

[whatsuphotdogg]

[historicallybasedisbetter]

Neked wit boots to EMPHASIZE his nekkidity... Quite frankly he is nasty.

[r4cs0]

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[jewish-alluka-deactivated202401]

WHAT does this tag mean

[starblaster]

Richard Nixon once called in staff to help him open an allergy-pill bottle. It was the childproof type of bottle, with instructions saying “Press down while turning.” The cap had teeth marks on it where Nixon had apparently tried to gnaw it open

[brucebocchi]

this feels like a fucking comedy sketch. i'm lost for words

[oneheadtoanother]

[empress-of-dark2005]