welcome to my chaotic energy

y'all wanna see something dumb 

[adhighdefinition]

me: i’ll get to it when i’ve the energy for that me @ myself: but you never have the energy for anything

me again:

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Lmao imagine worshiping some chump that lost a fiddle contest to a kid in Georgia

[daco-broman]

this is the best post on this website

[doktorgirlfriend]

“Why does Tumblr romanticize Hades so much?”

Idk Clarice, maybe we’re just tired, and life is uncertain, and we like the idea of a stable husband with a steady job and a big dog and his own place away from all the loud, shapeshifting-kink party gods.

[mimir-anoshe]

- Persephone ghost wrote this. 

[lazy-cat-corner]

How everyone thinks Loki was as a teen:

How Loki probably was as a teen:

[chris-evans]

Drogon’s first and last Dracarys

[neenarchive]

please god no

[dailytwitterhumor]

[todaysbird]

have you guys ever seen a hummingbird in its nest

[todaysbird]

x

[thyrell]

bapy…

[caelharx]

Honestly hummingbirds on their nests is one of the most Blessed things

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

thanks!! im going to go live in the forest and make friends with all the hummingbirds now!!

[lost--euphoria]

Beautiful

[fortzancudo]

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

[kingofattolia]

me when people say something is unrealistic or couldn’t happen in Star Wars:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[harrystylesnotedaquarius-deacti]

Hozier really went into the countryside for 4 years and yelled and came back politically charged, angry at god, and horny on main

[kylostantrums]

the replies on this post are golden

[peachdoxie]

Captain Marvel has two of the things women desire the most from the superhero genre and all too frequently miss out on:

An extremely powerful woman protagonist who is not framed according to the male gaze, isn’t sexualized, and has no love interest at all

cat

[dankmemeuniversity]

[allofthefeelings]

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

[allofthefeelings]

Well, NOW I do.

[thelibrarina]

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

[thesaltofcarthage]

“So. You’ve got a history test, and you didn’t study.”