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~• ao3 •~ elias • 26 • he/him ☆multifandom☆

[solazu1]

Love love is gonna lead you by the hand

[aziarts]

them boys

[serpientesolida]

[obiwhat]

checked a few things off my list 😌

still awaiting that swift bonk against the cranium if anyone’s offering

[obiwhat]

working off of 4 hours sleep and my client is irritating the shit outta me. only a cigarette, a scratch ticket, a blowjob and a swift hit to the back of the head could cure my ills at this point.

[obiwhat]

soft service tops my beloved………

[boopedbylucio]

while I wait for the PW release so I can continue my mgs play throughs, I'm coping with V bosselot even though I have yet to play that too

[obiwhat]

Ocelot fucking Kaz at a gay bar right in front of everyone during the 9 year gap… (I will blow up your workplace btw)

(you’d be doing god’s work…. 🙏)

i do strongly believe in ocelhira exhibitionism. i think at their peak they were doing The most perverted shit out in the open.

hell they were probably hate fucking daily in the middle of early mother base 💭

[jimako-glass]

Naked Snake - 1964

[obiwhat]

just worked a 12 hr day… and i don’t even get paid overtime….

anybody wanna send me ocelhira thoughts? 🥺 ur deepest, juiciest hcs? something to resurrect my faggot heart…… lest it succumb to the fiery hell that is capitalism

[obiwhat]

staff morale is at an all time low…

[dellphie]

[obiwhat]

there’s this dude hounding me on grindr daily bout how hot i look in my chaps and how he’s “curious about ftm”

welcome back kazuhira miller

[obiwhat]

i wasn’t kidding, he’s still at it

[obiwhat]

ocelot so lucky bc he met kaz at one of his most pathetic eras. he must’ve folded that depressed mf in half daily

[obiwhat]

OH GOD I JUST HAD A THOUGHT

yes yes yes i drew the parallel between kaz’s death and the sorrow BUT LISTEN

the joy dying on her back, looking up, and john’s face being the last she sees

ocelot dying on his back, looking up, and john’s face being the last he sees

[obiwhat]

Silly ideas my brain conjured after seeing your recent posts (I'm sharing them with you so you can see my delusions)

Fem Ocelhira comparing tit sizes by pressing them together like how some guys compare dick sizes (Venom watching from her cuck chair)

Fem Ocelot has an underwear set with ocelot patterns that Kaz makes fun of her for (totally not attracted to her or anything like that what are you talking about (lie)) another thought old Ocelot 👀

Mistress Miller in her sports bra looking pissed off. the younger Kaz pw days def wore a push up bra and maybe also dd days

Fem Venom also wears a sports bra but she's so cuteys to me so I like imagining she has a soft comfy bra maybe red

I love women rhey're so beautiful

HOLD UP i need to address these line by line

#1: venom sitting in her chair all polite and quiet like “girls, i think you’re both very beautiful” and kaz whips around like “BUT WHO HAS A BIGGER RACK??”

#2: of course she does!! personally i think any version of ocelot owns an absurd amount of lingerie sets (that’s prob a lil bit of projecting on my part) but at least 90% of her sets are animal print. kaz dogs on her for it but really she’s just jealous (into) of how hot she looks in them 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

#3: mistress miller would wear a sports bra yes yes yes. despite her age slowly catching up to her, she is more active than ever. and she cares more about practicality than looks, so the push ups are traded in. she wears the sports bra on the training field, baggy joggers and a cranky ass look (my love…..)

#4: awww venom 🥹 i think she has one sports bra that she absolutely LOVES. it’s the perfect mix of comfort and support and it’s genuinely difficult to get her to take it off long enough to put it through the wash. she’s weirdly attached to that thing (i get her….)

[jimako-glass]

May I perhaps ask for an Old Ocelot doodle.. I love when he shows off his guns so much ough....