*: ･ﾟ✧ phoenix wright: ace attorney starters. part one.
feel free to change pronouns, etc, as needed!
“ the situation is slipping out of my grasp.”
“ do you understand what that means!?”
“ if it were me, i don’t think i’d want to go either.”
“ so… what would you like me to do about it?”
“ i want you to help me prove i’m innocent.”
“ um, you do realize i’m a __, not a private investigator, right?”
“ no, this is something only you can do.”
“ wow, i didn’t think you’d really show up!”
“ do you know the messy story behind it?”
“ that’s too scary, even for me.”
“ after i’m done, we can grill up some juicy burgers!”
“ i can’t believe they allow such misguided reports on the public airwaves!”
“ with a confession, the rain falling on my soul can finally stop.”
“ the past is the past though. let us speak of the present now.”
“ how dare you be so rude and disrespectful?”
“ so… how strong are you?”
“ it is also for your safety, if something were to go wrong.”
“ if you were to touch them, they would become cursed. yes, cursed.”
“ how ya been!? haven’t seen you in, what, a year!?”
“ ah, so i guess you’re still at it?”
“ you hear me!? they won’t be able to say a single bad thing about me after this!”
“ i won’t lose it, trust me!”
“ how come we ain’t allowed in that room!?”
“ you have an impressive grasp of english. from where did you learn it?”
“ hey! th-that’s a gunshot!”
“ that man… murdered me… so i killed… him.”
“ my cellphone doesn’t get reception way out here.”
“ the police are here! sorry to keep you waiting!”
“ well, time to check out the crime scene.”
“ i’ll have to question everyone here later on, so just sit tight, alright?”
“ shall i show you the scene of the crime?”
“ please stay calm, but… there has been a murder!”
“ um, so, like… a murder is that thing where, like, one person kills another, right?”
“ so i, like, felt sick, and came in here to, like, sleep.”
“ i totally feel like i’ve wasted my time ‘cause i, like, slept a long time.”
“ h-hey you! don’t touch anything!”
“ don’t look at me like i’m some sort of uncaring jerk…”
“ don’t scare me like that!”
“ what do you mean!? you’re the one scaring me!”
“ if i weren’t so tough, you’d have another dead body on your hands – mine!”
“ calm down, take deep breaths.”
“ it’s not your fault. you didn’t do it.”
“ i was too weak… and i… i couldn’t control the spirit’s power, so…”
“ you don’t have to be nice to me. i understand.”
“ you believe in us, don’t you?”
“ after a spirit comes into my body, i lose myself, my consciousness.”
“ you don’t remember a single thing?”
“ are you sure? i mean, i’m guilty! i’m a murderer!”
“ but i did! i killed that person… with these… two hands!”
“ but isn’t that extremely dangerous?”
“ our world is so different from yours.”
“ it’s so totally not for you.”
“ it will help you see people’s secrets.”
“ just this once, i wish i could be on your side.”
“ i don’t think you can win, pal.”
