AnthonyCarverkin since 2k15

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[catchymemes]

[huntrad-chaddest]

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

[objectivecustomerservice]

Holy fucking shit, you are telling me those ads are such an international experience that it’s a fucking meme on tumblr

[fakehistory]

Emmanuel Macron increasing minimum wage (2018, colorized)

[memewhore]

[glitterandbokeh-deactivated2022]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

I believe every cat is born with an art history degree

[reformed-roark]

That explains why mine has never even offered to get a job and help pay the rent.

[fakehistory]

Elon Musk’s christmas gift to Obama (2018)

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

#metoo

[writing-prompt-s]

You are amazing at everything. Literally everything. Ever since birth, you’ve found that every task you’ve come across comes as naturally to you as breathing. People fall for you left and right, even when it’s a little unrequited. You always get what you want, and everything is so effortless to you. Your name is Mary Sue, and you are bored.

[undeadwill]

So the story of one punch man.

Which i might add is not a joke but the actual point of the series, that when limitless power is given to you life becomes boring.

[objectivecustomerservice]

And also a certain very spoilery character in danganronpa.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Tumblr when a ship contains a guy 2 seconds older than a girl and they’re both over 18: Ewwww nasty pedophiles! Fucking kill yourselves!!!!

Tumblr when a literal 10-year-old child is being paraded around a gay club in drag and getting money thrown at him: Umm? There’s nothing wrong with that?? Stop being a homophobe lmao

[criiller]

Sex is great but have you ever fell asleep holding the love of your life?

[baadviibesss]

No thanks for reminding me

[reformed-roark]

I have and it’s rad

[objectivecustomerservice]

Great, so do I kill myself now or do I wait a couple of weeks?

[umbridge-against-shipping]

[shacklesburst]

oh i’m loving this already

[sparkles-and-trash]

[heedra]

we as a society…need to focus less on luxury and more on coziness…this post made by cozy gang

[dyedvioletreblogs]

[reformed-roark]

Real hygge hours, smash that like 💯

[objectivecustomerservice]

Are you kidding me? ...How much does that fucking house cost?

[reject-modernity]

[thewannabeee]

Fun Facts About Honey

- Honey is mostly sugar (WoW!) it is 80% sugar and 20% water (double WoW!)

- There are over 20,000 species of bees, but only 4 make HONEY

-Honey is the ONLY food that contains all the substances you need to survive (Including WATER)

-Children under the age of 1 should not eat honey… why? because sometimes it contains bad stuff called botulism and can cause them to get botulism poisoning (that sucks, even infants should taste the deliciousness that is honey)

-Honey will crystallize under optimum temperatures (this has a lot to do with how you store it)

-Bees produce honey to eat during the winter when there are no flowers and no nectar for them.

-A honeybee would only need an ounce of honey to be able to fuel a flight around the world (this makes for a very cultural bee!)

-A typical beehive can make up to 400 pounds of honey a year! (Wowza!)

[raygender]

This reads like it was written by a bee and I’m 100% here for it

[undeadwill]

Honey also makes mead which is very good and easy to brew.

[objectivecustomerservice]

Mead is the worst drink I’ve ever had in my life. It is literally vomit-inducing. I do not condone its existence.

[fallout-is-cancelled-deactivate]

Bethesda: misleads customers into buying their product, completely different to what they advertised

Bethesda: refuses to refund the game

Bethesda: we’re sorry, here have $5 worth of absolutely fucking nothing

[fallout-is-cancelled-deactivate]

“Oh shit people are flooding our inbox again, better repost that tweet lol”

[fallout-is-cancelled-deactivate]

[derpomatic]

It’s been a certain kind of year for online games alright.