OBJECTIVELY CANON QUOTES

INCORRECT QUOTES BLOG MOD GREGORIAH = IT/ITS MOD BIVE = SHE/HIM

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WELCOME TO UH, OBJECTIVELY CANON QUOTES! WE SERVE UP 100% REAL QUOTES 100% OF THE TIME!

I'm mod Gregoriah, I go by it/its, and this blog is my pride and joy! It's a pleasure to have you here. Grab a seat, relax, enjoy the show!

= MODS =

MOD GREGORIAH: Hi, I'm mod Gregoriah! My main is @m34tcr33p, and on this blog I'd prefer to go by Greg. I go by it/its pronouns, and I'll make up the majority of posts here!

MOD BIVE: Hi, I'm mod Bive! I'm an alter in mod Gregoriah's system. I go by both she/her and he/him pronouns! I have a typing quirk where I replace S with 5 and talk in all caps, but that'll only come through in the tags.

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MOZELLE: Five likes and I break his legs!

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INFECTED: 1 W3NT 2 CR1NG3 1SL4ND LAMPERT: What? Why? INFECTED: DUNN0 L0L

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POOB: hai! sowwy if dis iz weird, but r u one of da ppl who hate me? PEST: No, not weird at all! Yes, I am.

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MOZELLE: Kill your boyfriend and wear his skin across the house!

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PEST: This, uh, power of friendship... PEST: Can it pay of my debts?

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POOB: i luv eating cold spaghetti with mah fingers n pretending im a lil italian orphan boi eating table scraps behind a fancy restaurant

GREGORIAH: Uh, whatever makes you happy…

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PEST: Speak like a fucking person.

MOZELLE: Bark like a dog. You are beneath me.

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EMERSON: Does it bite people?

GREGORIAH: It tries not to bite people, but it loves to bite wires and plastic.

EMERSON: What does it have in its mouth?

SCARY MIKE: No thing

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GREGORIAH: Cigarette themed baby shower for a beautiful girl named… well. I can’t say that word on the clock.

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POOB: wat r ur preferred pronouns?

BIVE: Why do you ask? What are you saying about me?

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POOB: last 1 there iz a rotten egg! hahaha!

PEST, thinking: I need to beat this mother fucker. I need to grab him by the ankle and when he falls I will overtake him. This is how I can win.

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SCAG: And did you do it narsty style?

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GREGORIAH: Having evil behavior urges. Won't act on them because i am well adjusted and normal.

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does this mean anything to yall

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NULL: Yeah, no, we get that if they get hit by a car it's fatal. We get that.

NULL: But there's too many out there. We need to thin the herd.

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GREGORIAH: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

EMERSON: ... Yes?

EMERSON: What did you do?

EMERSON: Call me now!