Comfortable dumpster

[dumpedthoughtsofcoolness]

I don’t understand why people don’t like bees more

They’re small, cute, fluffy, can fly and make honey all day and most of you cottage core academia fantasy fuckers want the exact same thing

The bees are batter than us All,

Treat them with respect and love please I need the bees I need them-

[obliviousgnome]

my dog treats bee’s like an enemy of the state

[anentirepandabear-deactivated20]

The Devil went down to Georgia therefore the Devil is a northerner

Northerners are called Yankees and the New York baseball team is called the Yankees

Therefore the Devil is a New Yorker who plays pro baseball

[obliviousgnome]

lets rp this I’ll start

Devil: *hits baseball into the sun cutting out Earth’s source of energy and causing mass extinction*

feel free to add on :))

[itschrisboys]

we were learning

[obliviousgnome]

when you come out of a day dream and try to remember what your teacher was talking about

[netscapenavigator-official]

I wanna die via spontaneous combustion.

But not like the usual way humans do. I don’t wanna die in a slow simmer than cooks, burns, and melts me from the inside out.

I wanna just like… explode one day, without explanation.

[obliviousgnome]

death star personification fic

[the-real-slim-shady]

Heya did you perhaps aquire a new gender? And if so congrats! Gender!

Why is this so fucking funny omg and yes actually I have acquired a new gender to add to my collection 😌

[obliviousgnome]

i heard target is selling gender booster packs if u guys want to pool our lunch money for one

[eeeeeeelemons]

having pizza for dinner. homemade. so happy

[obliviousgnome]

homemade pizza is the cooking equivalent of drinking rain water. it just feels right

[realpersonfacts]

me sowing (doing experiments): Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

me reaping (having to analyze my data): Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

[obliviousgnome]

i spent 30 seconds trying to figure out what this had to do with dungeons and dragons before realizing thats not the type of d&d your talking about

[obliviousgnome]

the fact i was a die hard pjo fan AND NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT TUMBLR is a fucking war crime

[obliviousgnome]

holding sleepy human make brain happy

[obliviousgnome]

guys i still don’t know what otp means and at this point im too scared to ask

[obliviousgnome]

i promised someone years ago id write a story about someone adopting a fucking baby bear and just dealing with it should i do it

[obliviousgnome]

laying next to some who’s asleep makes the time difference shit of interstellar make sense

[obliviousgnome]

my pastor got pissed when i put this on the projector

[necrophiliac-microwave]

[obliviousgnome]

hehehwhaha pee pee poo poo

[photografya-deactivated20230917]

[obliviousgnome]

gays sitting b like

[7sxvxn7]

[obliviousgnome]

finally some Ent oc

[necrophiliac-microwave]

[obliviousgnome]

where the fuck are the borders of this meme