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NASA
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
todays bird
Three Goblin Art
will byers stan first human second
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Love Begins

#extradirty

ellievsbear
noise dept.
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
macklin celebrini has autism

roma★

oozey mess

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Peter Solarz
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
taylor price

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@oblonskys-blog
when these dudes get to the middle they’re gonna be like oh shit lol
An agate stone that looks like a window to the ocean.
Harry Clarke (Irish, 1889-1931)
Tales of Mystery and Imagination, Illustrations for the book by Edgar Allan Poe, 1919
Exalted
a companion piece to this
An illustration of how massive this cloak is. For reference, I’m 5′7″ and am standing barefoot.
List of things to say when someone asks why you don’t want kids
I promised my firstborn to a witch and really don’t want to make good on the deal
Well you can have them FOR me if it’s that big a deal to you
I don’t think I could get a good price for em on the black market
Fight me Helen
I can’t be a better parent than Angelina Jolie so why even bother
That’s my nindo. My ninja way.
I literally JUST sat down
Recite “The Highway Man” from Over the Garden Wall
Kids? What are those? I don’t understand. What are these youOH GRAVY WHAT IS THAT!?
Oohhh no, I’ve seen Disney movies, I know what happens to mothers
Centipedes? In my vagina?
*Angrily* YOU SEE!? This is just like that episode of Spongebob! *insert the plot of any episode of Spongebob in excruciating detail*
I heard they’re.. you know.. itchy. Like, as soon as you have a kid. Just totally itchy. Everything.
I’m an Aries
Well, we already got an even number so.. *shrug*
I must first capture the Avatar to regain my honor
I’m allergic
That’s just what the communists want!
I’ve been dead for seven years
Santa didn’t bring me one last Christmas, so I guess it’s no meant to be
I’m afraid they’ll have bad taste in memes
It would be unfair to my cat
I’m chaotic neutral
*long farting noise lasting at least 45 seconds*
“I don’t want to have children, I want to stay single, and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.”
getting a split second glance at something you’ve got blacklisted before tumblr savior catches it
Burgundy Wings (cc’d)
Instagram | Youtube
person: so what’s ur fave genre?
me: gay stuff
Ivan In Wonderland
Ten of Swords
Tumblr you are fucking kidding me.
Tag your oc who looks gentle and sweet but could kill you.
You know the one.