I Live, I Die, I Live Again!

eris. 24. white. they/them/their pronouns. TERFs stay away. if you want me to tag for something, let me know.

[babygoatsandfriends]

[p0op420-deactivated20230522]

when these dudes get to the middle they’re gonna be like oh shit lol

[coolthingoftheday]

An agate stone that looks like a window to the ocean.

[hideback]

Harry Clarke (Irish, 1889-1931)

Tales of Mystery and Imagination, Illustrations for the book by Edgar Allan Poe, 1919

[bredna-blogs-deactivated2020102]

K

[typohime]

Exalted

a companion piece to this

[arkadykoshka]

An illustration of how massive this cloak is. For reference, I’m 5′7″ and am standing barefoot. 

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

List of things to say when someone asks why you don’t want kids

I promised my firstborn to a witch and really don’t want to make good on the deal

Well you can have them FOR me if it’s that big a deal to you

I don’t think I could get a good price for em on the black market

Fight me Helen

I can’t be a better parent than Angelina Jolie so why even bother

That’s my nindo. My ninja way.

I literally JUST sat down

Recite “The Highway Man” from Over the Garden Wall

Kids? What are those? I don’t understand. What are these youOH GRAVY WHAT IS THAT!?

Oohhh no, I’ve seen Disney movies, I know what happens to mothers

Centipedes? In my vagina?

*Angrily* YOU SEE!? This is just like that episode of Spongebob! *insert the plot of any episode of Spongebob in excruciating detail*

I heard they’re.. you know.. itchy. Like, as soon as you have a kid. Just totally itchy. Everything.

I’m an Aries

Well, we already got an even number so.. *shrug*

I must first capture the Avatar to regain my honor

I’m allergic

That’s just what the communists want!

I’ve been dead for seven years

Santa didn’t bring me one last Christmas, so I guess it’s no meant to be

I’m afraid they’ll have bad taste in memes

It would be unfair to my cat

I’m chaotic neutral

*long farting noise lasting at least 45 seconds*

“I don’t want to have children, I want to stay single, and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.”

[excima]

[fukawatoukomoved-deactivated201]

getting a split second glance at something you’ve got blacklisted before tumblr savior catches it

[lex-files]

[meghaljanardan]

Burgundy Wings (cc’d)

Instagram | Youtube

[ofwelshkings]

person: so what’s ur fave genre?

me: gay stuff

[ivanfahy123-deactivated20190120]

Ivan In Wonderland

[sarakipin]

Ten of Swords

[skillzyo]

[johannawallin]

[insideimfeelinpurrdy]

Tumblr you are fucking kidding me.

[tag-your-oc]

Tag your oc who looks gentle and sweet but could kill you.

You know the one.