Obnoxious L.A.

Because living in the City of Angeles can be a personal hell...

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8 signs you're falling in love with Los Angeles

In the words of Sir Randy Newman,

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12 red flags of LA's online daters

Being single in LA is hard, and online dating is even harder. It's difficult to navigate the sea of weirdos and unsolicited nude pics from random strangers. That's...

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Cinco ways not to celebrate Cinco de Mayo

Cinco de Mayo is an American holiday fabricated as an excuse for you to wear a sombrero for the entire night and get wasted off of cheap tequila. Let's be clear,...

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The 11 people who are always at Intelligentsia in Silver Lake

If you live in LA, you know how important it is to get your coffee on. And while the city has many diverse options for single-origin, third wave, micro-roasted coffee,...

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Heard about ‪the Nepal‬ earthquake. My heart goes out to all the people who had their PR opportunities overshadowed by this tragedy.‬

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Happy Earth Day! I'm totes planting a tree so I can Instagram how compassionate I am.

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My dogs acupuncturist is doing a great job at treating his doggie depression!!

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Even if I end up a crazy, naked hobo in Venice, at least I'll still have a chance of being a *famous* crazy, naked hobo in Venice

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The 10 people you see hiking Runyon Canyon

Los Angeles is all about seeing and being seen... especially when you’re exercising. And what better place to check out the scene amidst the scenery than Runyon...

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Just saw the stalker I blocked bc of obscene harassment on TV in a commercial. Should I unblock him now?

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My pho tastes like shit because the chef isn't Mexican :(

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I'm done with dating stand ups. Tired of sleeping with someone who's a dude sharing a bedroom with another dude

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The best part about boarding my connecting flight to LA is that everyone is suddenly beautiful

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Sometimes merging isn't about getting over a lane. It's about asserting your dominance.

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People keep on thinking I'm making an April Fools joke when I say I'm in my early 20s :

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When someone asks you if you feel comfortable getting naked just lie and say yes so that you can work

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How do we know all the reports of LA being in danger of "the big one" isn't just marketing and promo for San Andreas?