AW YEAH! THIS IS HAPPENIN!

hi my name is dan im 25 and i like mustard but i love my girlfriend even more

[kosmogrl]

[mlarayoukai]

happy mothers day to her

[transmascreplica]

I have to get my pussy up... as well as my Money.

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[communistkenobi]

sometimes when I get mad online I have remind myself that the coolest and most reasonable friend I have doesn’t know who dril is and asked me to explain what the acronym “MCU” stands for, because she spends most of her free time watching documentaries about industrial disasters with her girlfriend and going to quarries to collect rocks together. a better world is possible and it’s out there right now

[rhapsodyxvi]

man what the fuck ever

[paragontology]

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck

[house-of-mirrors]

Post about increasingly niche stuff that nobody follows you for and barely has a tumblr presence NOW

[house-of-mirrors]

That indie game no one else has played. That show from the 1980s that isn't big in the pop culture osmosis. Your deep dive into Tudor history. A liveblog of your experience learning C++. Your welding skills. Post all of it. This is your house

[seraphicghost]

grief is weird

[florad0ra]

Pineberry quilt, 60" x 68", pattern by Pen and Paper Quilting

My favorite!!! I finished this at the end of the summer last year but never posted bc i put it up for display as soon as it was done. This is definitely the most complicated block I'd done up to then, and sat on this pattern and cherry-picked solids for about a year before feeling confident enough to start (in the end, there's still one stinker block I didn't place properly orz) I'm really happy with the free motion too! All came together really lovely, wip under cut!

[simena]

Anastasia Yarygina

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[magikonch]

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[bisexualityjunkie]

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[caljordan]

and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years