trash bag

[obscenemilx]

bottom yoongi enthusiast yeah i am

[neapolitaliana]

Yoongi: “My boyfriend is too tall so it’s hard to kiss him…”

Jimin: “Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.”

Taehyung: “Just dump him.”

Seokjin: “Kick him in the shin–”

Jungkook: “no tO ALL OF THOSE, JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.”

[neapolitaliana]

Yoongi: *accidentally posts a video of him and Jungkook making out on Twitter*

Yoongi:

Yoongi: “Well it’s not like they didn’t know anyways.”

[obscenemilx]

i need this beautiful accident

[neapolitaliana]

Seokjin, screaming: “YOU’RE A LYING, CHEATING PIECE OF SHIT. YOU’RE NOT THE MAN I MARRIED!”

Namjoon, screaming louder: “FUCK YOU, FINE, WE’LL GET A DIVORCE. I’M TAKING THE KIDS.”

Yoongi: *slides Monopoly board away* “I think we should stop playing now.”

[notyoongiswife]

ღ — special christmas!au:

yoongi lives in japan, jungkook lives in korea. they met online on a music forum and quickly start a friendship… neither of them expected to grow so fond of each other like this. [02]

[obscenemilx]

UfuckingWU

[acciosugas]

[tu-sexotan-poetico-deactivated2]

Tus Tumblr's preferidos? Un beso eres muy bella 😘

jsjdjs ya ahora te los diré.

@resignado-s@r-ot0 @regalameunorgasmo@ninfomaraca@on-your-knees-n-obey@overdose-de-orgasmos@fappingeveryday@we-want-nudity@ya-no-la-quiero@cor-ta@ultrasexoral@italian-erotic-blog@sexlibris@shylittlebaby@daddys-dirty-fantasies@herratica@kinkychile@xhamsters@clube-do-prazer@volemos-sin-drogas@volantinaa@be-sex@billyguitar77@nakedcouples@mr-feelgood-stuff@mariposa–muerta@moan-s@necesito-algun-url@mira-ctm

si, son muchos, muchas gracias❤

[andothersentencesbybts]

Jungkook: Jin, what do we do?!

Jin: [frantic] I don’t know!

Jimin: But you’re the oldest!

Jin: [frantic screaming] NOT MENTALLY!

[andothersentencesbybts]

Jungkook, skateboarding into the Dance studio: ‘Sup heteros

Yoongi along with everyone else in bts: The fuck did you just call me?

[andothersentencesbybts]

jimin: whats wrong with Jungkook? he's been laying in the floor for like 30 minutes.

tae: he's just a little overwhelmed right now

jimin: why?

Tae: yoongi smiled

[obscenemilx]

me tho

[andothersentencesbybts]

I have a feeling you ship sugakookie and bitch me too - JayC 👀

SUGAKOOKIE ALL THE WAY BITCH

[obscenemilx]

Yes

[twoy-deactivated20210730]

ANPANMAN 180524 

“who is going to do it if it isn’t me?”

[obscenemilx]

tHANK YOU SO FCKIN MUCH

[texts-bts]

I’m not a regular dad, I’m a cool dad.

Kim Seokjin, a father of five.

[obscenemilx]

son: dad im hungry

jin: hi hungry, im cool dad

[ohmykimtaetae]

Love Yourself : Tear - The Tracklist

[wanderingjimin]

bangtan: /earns millions/

bangtan: /gucci/

also bangtan: woAH IS that a fREe SNAcK???!! FrEe?? ya’LL COME LOOK at thiS it’s frEE. no money requIred?? fRe—

[09her]

🌹 I just love him so much 🌹

[thembtsmemes]

Bangtan: We’re a cult

ARMY: We been knew