Such is life.

I used to be on here a lot, but I'm not anymore.

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

“you wanna know how i this insane?”

the joker

[mediumsizedboy]

are you serious?

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

[cognitohazardous]

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

[thebibliosphere]

When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.

In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!

[emperorpenguin]

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[ladyplurabelle-deactivated20240]

[spicymemedad]

I deman you to do it ?

[chrisweedpiano]

[astrangertomykin]

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

[astrangertomykin]

Oh bother.

[important-animal-images]

[d-d-zero]

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[card-designers-without-borders]

[victoriansecret]

When I was an apprentice leather worker I made one of my many puns and my master said, "Wow, that one was especially wince-worthy." And then he and the journeyman in the shop both immediately agreed that Winceworthy sounded like a servant's surname, so they started calling me that or Wince for short. They spent weeks trying to think of what the first name would be until finally they settled on Perseverance, or Percy for short. So what I'm saying is Percy Winceworthy is my servantsona.

[obscurecamera]

[thesoggysocks]

[pussymargiela]

[obscurecamera]

[mangonetics]

I think they should make another castlevania game that's set pre-3 like 13th century and one of the characters should be historical astolfo the paladin of charlemagne like a realistic 30 something bearded christian man in historically accurate clothing and equipment. I think this would make a lot of people needlessly upset and produce some bafflingly terrible discourse

[feluka]

the paul mccartney is dead conspiracy theory is the funniest thing in the world because i feel like if he did die and the beatles did replace him like parents replace a gold fish and the new guy managed to look exactly like him and play left handed bass, piano, and vocals in the same style and produce the same quality of music consistently for 30+ years then it'd be honestly rude to mention it at that point. like he's earned it let him have it

[feluka]

the double is the one that deserves the title of paul mccartney because he actually worked for it. the other guy was just born into it

[feluka]

they had to replace paul because he died under their care (they forgot to refill his bowl) but john was solo when he died so nobody could say it was their fault

[spatialapprentice]

While my wigan field spell is active, pey wet counts as a gravy monster!

[pissvortex]

[rottingfacade]