In response to this article: http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/19/world/prince-william-interview We decided to have a phone interview with past and future Obscure Reference guest, Prince George. He may be the heir to the British throne, but right now, The Duke of Cambridge is "an alright f**kin' guy, but kind of a dummy" says his new son, Prince George of Cambridge. When I asked why he sounded like a Chicago mobster, he responded that I, too, was a dummy, and that obviously, he was the "reincarnation of The Greatest American Actor of All Time, Denis Farina." This was a fact which I took to be true, as talking, cursing babies tend to have no filter. In an interview about how well his father was doing at being a dad, Prince George responded, "He's okay," then, again, insisted that I was a "dummy," which is American slang for a "pillock." "The first time I saw that f**kin' guy, I was, like, who's this hairless dummy? Then, my mommy said that it was my dad. My response? 'Sister, you could have done WAY better.'" But he and his father have grown closer over the intervening weeks. However, while on the subject of the smoking hot Dutchess of Cambridge: "My mom's a fox, what can I say? I mean, I'm too young to find women and I still know what's up. I mean, I'm dead and reincarnated as a royal baby, not dead." So, what does the future hold for Princes George and William? "Lot's of my mom's tits, more for me than him. He's back off to the British Air Force soon, so I'll probably try to pick up some British slang and become closer to my au pair than I ever will be with my family."