😏😏😏

[whitepeopletwitter]

[only-cat-memes]

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

I bought these little ghosts and I can't stop thinking about them 😂

**Update for the people asking I bought these HERE

[flow-ro]

LMAO I have one too and it's so cute 🥺🫶

[scorpionlafemme]

[catchymemes]

[tgirl-thucydides]

my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas

[dreamcore-posts]

**For the people asking I found the mug with FREE shipping HERE

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

OMG LOOK THE NIGHT LIGHT THAT I RECEIVED TODAY!!! THE PERFECT ADDITION TO MY SPOOKY COLLECTION :)

**Update for the people sending me asks I bought the product HERE

[cant-thinkofanythingclever]

wanna be cuddled for like 4 or 5 days

[kosmogrl]

[only-cat-memes]

[only-cat-memes]

[freakvampiresex]

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[only-cat-memes]

[lesbiandomesticity]

i promise you, even though you never asked me to, that i will always take care of you.

i will feed you vitamin c gummies when the days grow longer, hoping to fend off the sadness that comes with it. i will run your blankets through the dryer before you get home, so you can melt right into them when you come in from the cold. i will make you soups, stews, and any hearty dishes of carbs and veggies that i can think of, so you will always be full and energized. i will reach the top shelf for you, i will fix anything that breaks (or aches), i will hold you close through the sun and the storms. i will consult you, i will be your confidante, i will love you, i will never, ever leave you. we will never outgrow each other, because i will grow with you, and you with me.

[animentality]

[pissditching]

"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

it genuinely makes me sad that “happy wife, happy life” is a phrase that means “I make my wife happy because if I don’t she’ll be annoying and fuck up my day” when it should mean “I keep my wife happy because seeing her smile genuinely makes my heart light up with mirth, I love hearing her joyful laugh, I love making her happy”