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Emmie | 31 | she/they/anything really, This sure is a blog that exists. I'm also known as Shockwaifu on other places 'round the net. Header photo by Stefan Doncean from Pexels

[thebeardedladyofthelake]

Official Fursona Reveal I guess

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[parkchanwoohoo]

This kid is so fucking good holy shit. I love how into it the audience is, too

[megalodont]

yeah dude

[coquelicoq]

[Description: TikTok video from @/diabetic4one in which a kid is standing in front of a microphone in a school gymnasium holding up bird plushies and very precisely imitating the sounds each bird makes, as the audience of other children becomes more and more excited and impressed. Below it is a still from the video of a kid in the front row turning around and making a "mind blown" gesture. /end description]

[ratbastarddotfuck]

tumblr keeps giving me these ads with straight up porn in them (like, nude dickriding) and while idgaf about seeing porn I really am like, exhausted by the double edged swords of "terms of service" and "advertising".

I can't post images that show too much of my stomach, because notable body fat trips whatever alarms are up in tumblr HQ. but advertisers can show me skinny white girls bouncing on it all day long bc like, they're advertisers.

we live in advertising world. companies have more rights to "expression" in public than individuals. once you notice it you won't stop seeing it. you have a moral duty to resist it.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

getting tired of these kinds of responses. "you're only seeing porn because you look at porn and the ads are connected to your data huehuehuehue" like it's some kind of gotcha.

I am a sex worker - a porn creator. Yes, I spend a lot of time on porn sites! sometimes for work, sometimes for pleasure. I'm not embarrassed to admit it. Do you think I should be? I'm on testosterone, sometimes I jerk off four times a day. Get over it.

When I said "idgaf about seeing porn" I meant it! What I DO care about is the fact that I as a user and a worker cannot post my creative labour on this website, but that advertisers can show me whatever they want, including AI generated Attractive People doing my job. The implication that they're doing this with the use of tracking cookies makes it worse, actually. I don't like living under surveillance. Do you think it's funny? Or do you think that was part of the problem I was trying to talk about from the start?

[akajustmerry]

truly one of the most demoralising things about being in the job market atm is "only successful applicants will be notified" is practically a universal standard. so you spend hours, sometimes days filling out applications, writing CVs and cover letters only to be ghosted as the only form of communication. Not even a "thank you but this time you've been unsuccessful" email. You're in a constant state of "did I not get it or have they not contacted me?" and you just have to eventually conclude you were unsuccessful without so much as courtesy, "sorry, but thank you for your application." A literal thankless cycle for months and months and months. You'd think with all the ways to automate these processes they would at least have the time, means and decency to acknowledge your submission and let you off the hook, but no. You're just in limbo in every possible way in the name of "efficiency". Solidarity with everyone going through this because it is truly dehumanising and demoralising to work so hard on putting yourself forward constantly without acknowledgement or useful communication of any sort for long periods of time, and most ppl simply will not have any compassion for what that's like.

[mossworm]

I keep seeing the little algae sludge holes full of trash in Fallout Vegas and thinking "there would probably still be shrimp in there". They would probably not notice nuclear war very much.

Shallow full sun slime water, at least one loose tire / shopping cart for enrichment, empty sideways bottles to lay eggs in and hide under, and no fish. Just replace the killer geckos with someone's annoying dog and I've been in there a hundred times.

Some shrimp are ABSURDLY specialized and fussy, and will die over vibes, but some of them are laying eggs in an empty bottle of fireball right now.

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.

[ninakaina]

please look through the hiroshima peace memorial museum's august 6 exhibition and the stories of victims and survivors. today, august 6, is the 80th anniversary of the bombing of hiroshima, and saturday is the 80th anniversary of the bombing of nagasaki. please consider these events not only as a series of numbers or even a single day in world history but as the living hell they created for hundred of thousands of people. i realize a lot of people in the world probably don't know as much about the actual circumstances experienced by the people of hiroshima and nagasaki, as well as the indigenous people (downwinders and marshallese) affected by nuclear arms testing by the us, so instead of getting any more angry about how people talk about it (and how they dont talk about it) i just want to share. the images in those links are hard to look at but it's important, if you're in a safe place, please take the time to sit with them and what they say to you, it would mean a lot to me. all of the peace museum's permanent exhibitions are accessible for free online, i strongly recommend exploring them. & free palestine

[ninakaina]

today is the 81st anniversary of the bombing of hiroshima. august 9 is the 81st anniversary of the bombing of nagasaki. please take some time to remember the lives that were destroyed in these senseless attacks. it's also important to remember that there is no limit to what the united states is willing to do to any people it considers an obstacle to its imperial interest and there is no limit to what it will say in attempt to justify these atrocities.

[vintage-tigre]

[the-shadow-under-your-bed]

@autumnal-thunder

[autumnal-thunder]

propose in front of it lol

[soychronicprocrastinator]

The plan:

[cottoncandylesbo]

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

[prokopetz]

That post about meme definitions is lying to you. "Glup Shitto" isn't about how Star Wars characters have silly names. "Glup Shitto" is about how the incidental Star Wars character with a cumulative eight seconds of screen time somehow has a silly name, a well established fandom, and forty years of meticulously detailed backstory.

[gholateg]

[a-list-of-moods]

Sheev Palpatine has a silly name, but he is obviously not a glup.

Hondo Ohnaka has a silly name, was introduced in the animated series and is not in a mainline movie, but has a large part in the series and is generally a well known character if you know Star Wars, with a ride in the part. Closer to glup, but not quite.

Zam Wessel has a silly name, is in only one mainline movie, doesn’t get a whole lot of screen time, but is the focus for a major plot point in that movie (bounty hunter trying to kill Padme). Also, I did not remember her name until I thought about it for a bit even though I consider myself a Star Wars fan. Arguably a glup.

Cassylida Cryar has a silly name and exactly one episode in the Clone Wars animated series, but I do not believe she has much of a backstory. Also arguable glup.

Figrin D’an has a silly name, pretty much two appearances in Star Wars canon (in mos eisley for less than a few minutes and then again in a book of short stories), has a backstory revealed in that short story, and there’s a decent chance you don’t even know who I’m referring to since I’m pretty sure he’s not referred to by name in the movie (he’s the bandleader of the bith in the cantina. Fun fact the band is called the modal nodes). GLUP SHITTO ALERT.

[blackwatersinkingship]

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

[blackwatersinkingship]

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

[god-sent-gender-bent]

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

[blackwatersinkingship]

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

[hollyevolving]

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

[mrsterlingeverything]

Okay

[orcboxer]

[tbdagent]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[tbdagent]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[tbdagent]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[tbdagent]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[zielenadel]

Kinke Kooi, Visit (4) - 2020

[boobookittenartblog]

Marine Protected Areas (2)

Mangroves, kelp forests, remote seamounts - Marine Protected Areas (MPA's) protect vital ocean ecosystems. These ‘safe zones’ for the ocean help fish populations bounce back, support the people who rely on the sea, and even help fight climate change. And the benefits don't stop at their borders; they ripple out into the wider ocean too.

Illustrations by Kelsey Manners Dickson

via: Save Our Seas Foundation

[itsmypartyandillsingifiwantto]

Bugs. They are friends.

[1five1two]

Leopard Figurine. Mesopotamia. c. 3300-2900 BC.

[eternalgirlscout]

so called "free thinkers" when hi 1 quastion