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Sirius: I'm not going to conversate with you.

Remus, sipping tea: I think you mean converse.

Sirius: Huh?

Remus: Just say 'talk' *sips*

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Sirius: Hey, want to send a message in a bottle with me?

James: Sure!

Sirius: *throws a bottle into the ocean*

Sirius: I really hope I make a new friend on the other side of the ocean.

Remus, to Sirius: Did you just litter?

Sirius: I-

Remus, to James: And did you just allow this behavior?

James: Well-

Remus: I leave you two alone for FIVE MINUTES!

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James: *sneaking into house late at night*

Lily, turning around in a chair: Where were you?

James, visibly sweating: I was with Sirius.

Sirius, turning around in another chair: Oh really? Want to try again?

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James: Do you think fish get sad because they have no legs?

Remus: Do you get sad because you have no fins?

James, tearing up: Everyday.

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Remus: I need to talk to James. Have you seen him?

Sirius: He is outside, fighting with the water.

Remus: ...

Remus: ONCE AGAIN, SIRIUS. IT IS CALLED SWIMMING.

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Sirius: *kicks the door open, panicking*

Remus: What did you do now?

Sirius: NOBODY DIED!

Remus: WHAT KIND OF EXPLANATION IS THAT?!

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Remus: Sirius, can you turn the lights on?

Sirius: You're the only light I need in my life.

Remus: Aww! That's so swee-

James: TURN THEM ON WE CANT SEE.

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Lily: It's not healthy to eat past 9PM.

Remus: [Opening a fresh bar of chocolate at 3AM] Well, good thing time is an illusion.

Lily: But, Moony-

Remus: [Aggressively crinkles wrapper louder than her.]

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Sirius: I heard you like bad boys.

Remus: Oh, really?

Sirius: Yeah, well I'm bad at... everything. *winks with both eyes*

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James: I've heard you like bad boys.

Lily: Is that so?

James: Well, when the Satnav told me to go left, I went right.

Lily: You got lost, didn't you?

James: ...yeah...

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Remus: What's the problem?

Lily: James keeps replacing normal words with animal names just to annoy me.

James: Come on, you know I don't do it on porpoise.

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Lily: You know what, underneath it all, you're actually quite nice.

Sirius: Repeat that disgusting slander again, and you'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Lily: Ah, there's the Sirius we all know and are afraid of.

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Lily: Harry is being bullied.

James: He needs a sword.

Lily: What? No. That would-

James: [Pulls out a sword]

Lily: Woah. Hold on, I don't want any problems.

James: See what I mean, Lily.

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Lily: Whatever you do in life always give 100%

Sirius, from the corner: Unless you're donating blood.

Lily: ....

Lily: Correct!

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Sirius: [Doing nothing, being silent, probably daydreaming.]

Lily: I should pinch him or something.

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Sirius: Who wants to make some money?

Peter: What is this about?

Sirius: Not important, just need someone to take the fall. 5 galleons.

Peter: Make it 10.

James: I'd do anything for Sirius for free.

Sirius: Deal, MOONY, IVE GOT HIM.

[Remus after bolting down the stairs at full force.]

Remus: So YOU'RE the one who ate my chocolate.

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James: LILY-

Lily, whispering: Shh! Don't shout, Harry is asleep.

James, whispering: Okay.

Lily, whispering: What did you want to tell me by the way?

James, whispering: The toaster is on fire.

Lily, shouting: THE TOASTER IS WHAT?