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#[ guess who just delivered their last final project and now has 3 months of vacations ahead of them#guess who is also very confused and out of it and doesnt remember how to rp#what did i mi s s ]
jhsdjghgjhfd I’VE MISSED EVERYONE SO MUCH
“… Bugger.” This was not good. Not good at all. The very last thing the professor wanted was to be a father.
“Moran, how morally opposed would you be to permanently removing this woman and this unborn child from my life?”
“You’re asking me, your personal assassin, about morals?” She couldn’t avoid the tiny giggle that burst from her lips.
“But-- I guess you do have a point. I hadn’t asked that myself. Uh. I don’t know. I guess it’d be pretty bad. I think you should find out if she’s lying or not --if it’s yours or not-- first. Before you send me off.”
“I’m not going to help you.”
If Moran was stuck because she had idiotically attempted to climb through a window, then that was her own problem. The professor was not going to help, and instead drew up a chair and sat on it, folding his arms as he fixed a smug smile on the other.
Ass. She squirmed and kicked at the air on the other side of the window as she slipped further inside. At the same time, taking off her scarf and trying to hit the chair’s legs with it.
“This is why no one likes you. I should’ve taken it all out on your cat when I had the chance.”
REBLOG IF YOU ARE A SHERLOCK ROLEPLAY BLOG
please tag with:
your character name. what adaptation your character is a part of. whether you’re original or canon. whether you’re au or canon. whether you’re a multi-muse or single-muse blog.
ARE YOU DEAD INSIDE?
NOW YOU CAN KILL.
Spectre summary
Q: Bond no
Bond: Bond yes
Q: But cats
Bond: But murder
Bond: *Flirts aggressively*
Q: *Swoons stoically* Fine then
Q: That watch may or may not explode
“I’m investigating the person climbing through my window, obviously.”
That, and he was waiting for his cat to come in for the night. Moriarty had not seen the animal all day, and he was almost beginning to become concerned about its well-being.
Moran did not need to know that, though.
“Terrible investigator you are. If I weren’t working for ya, you’d be dead by now.”
It wasn’t true, of course. She didn’t underestimate him that much, but still. And then who would write her checks, hm?
“--- Okay fine I am stuck. Help me. Just came for a few things I forgot, but I didn’t want to knock because I thought you’d be asleep by now.”
❛ I’m… Going to be a dad?! ❜ - thecriminalprofessor
“I AM talking to ya, looking straight into your damn eyes, and I said, ‘professor, you’re going to be a daddy’. So yes, you, you crazy old man.”
“But do you mean in a biological way, or the the sense that I am a male figure that you spend a lot of time with. Because, if it’s the former, then I do not understand how that happened.”
“You’d be a terrible father figure to me. No offense,” she added quickly, although not worrying if he would take it as such or not. It was how things were between them.
“Anyway, no. I meant I found this woman today, and she was pregnant, and she says it’s yours. Hell if I know who she is, but she did seem to know you. It’d be fun though. Seeing you with a baby,” she snickered.
❛ I’m… Going to be a dad?! ❜ - thecriminalprofessor
“I AM talking to ya, looking straight into your damn eyes, and I said, ‘professor, you’re going to be a daddy’. So yes, you, you crazy old man.”
pregnancy starters
- announcing ❛ so… i have some news. ❜ ❛ you look at it, i’m too nervous. ❜ ❛ it came back positive. ❜ ❛ so… hypothetically, if we were to have a baby, how would you react?❜ ❛ okay i just want to say that, yes, i have gained some weight… but it’s because i’m pregnant.❜ ❛ better get your dad jokes ready. ❜ ❛ you’re going to be a parent! ❜
- questions / hopes / concerns ❛ what names do you like? ❜ ❛ i wonder if they’ll like _____. ❜ ❛ do you think it’ll be a boy or a girl? ❜ ❛ what if i’m a bad mom/dad? ❜ ❛ i hope they like me. ❜ ❛ so… do you know… what breast milk tastes like? ❜ ❛ if my kid turns out like __insert person__ i’ll be pretty pleased. ❜ ❛ do you think they’ll have your eyes? ❜ ❛ who should we make the god parents? ❜ ❛ i haven’t told __insert person__ yet… how should i tell them?❜
- belly feeling / watching / interactions ❛ right here! right here’s a foot!❜ ❛ the little one is quite active today.❜ ❛ is that a hand?! ❜ ❛ maybe you should try reading a book to them? ❜ ❛ come watch my belly, it’s frickin crazy! ❜ ❛ the top of the baby’s head is about… here. and a foot is right this way. ❜
- cravings ❛ do you think the baby would be down if i ate some chipotle? ❜ ❛ coffee isn’t good for you while you’re pregnant or breast feeding, but damn i need some caffeine. ❜ ❛ watermelon with peanut butter sounds so great right now. ❜
- other ( reactions, complaints, etc. ) ❛ my feet are so swollen…! ❜ ❛ ew, my stretch marks are so gross… ❜ ❛ the baby will not stop kicking my bladder, so that is why i refuse to leave the toilet. ❜ ❛ i’m… going to be a dad/mom?! ❜ ❛ well how far along are you?!❜ ❛ you’re kidding! ❜
“It is not paranoid to lock your door. Everybody locks their door.”
That was right, wasn’t it? People locked their doors? Moriarty’s family always had, but then again, they weren’t the most conventional lot…
“Do you require assistance to get fully through the window?”
“I don’t lock the door, it’s not like anyone’s going to dare go inside. Besides that’s what booby traps are for,” she muttered under her breath, squirming just slightly as she slid her leg further inside. Only a bit. Less than an inch, that was for sure.
“Nah. I think I can do it. Okay hold on, let me see if I have this.”
Clearly, she didn’t. “What are you doing up so late anyway?”
“You know, you would find it much easier to gain entry to my house if you came in via the front door.”
“It’d be much easier if your window wasn’t as bloody tiny--- oh fuck it.”
She was stuck she was fine. She just needed to move around a little. “Your door is locked. Paranoid much?”
Q DRESSING UP HIS CATS AS REINDEER SO HE CAN TAKE PICTURES OF THEM THEN PUT THEM ON HIS CHRISTMAS CARDS TO Q-BRANCH!!!
“No, you didn’t, but you might as well have. You knew how much this business dinner meant to me.“ Helen sighed, sinking down into her chair, massaging her temples with a free hand. "It was embarrassing. Pure and simple.”
Well. Sebastian didn’t know what reaction she’d get from her, but this wasn’t it. Was she mad?
“Those old folks would’ve ended up terrified out of their minds anyway. That’s what old people do these days. And--- you know fancy dinners ain’t my strong!”
“...You did know, didn’t ya?”
Non-romantic fluff starters
“Here, I saved some for you. Try it?”
“I just really need a hug right now…”
“You. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.”
“Join me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.”
“It’s cake, how difficult can it be?”
“Sure, it *looks* safe, but watch what happens when I do this.”
“I had a nightmare… can you stay up with me?”
“We’re going to have to raid the neighbors if you want more pillows to turn this into a Pillow Fortress Castle.”
“This would look so cute on you!”
“Okay, but if you turn the lights off for this playthrough, I’m not being held accountable for anything I do when spooked.”
“I said we could share a blanket, but if you put your cold feet on me *one more time*…”
“You’ve been working too hard and I’m calling a Netflix intervention. Not taking no for an answer.”
“I’ve got a gallon of ice cream and if you don’t get a spoon my tummyache will be all your fault.”
“Fight me. Pillow fight. And by fight I mean cuddle.”
“My hand is cold. Unless we find somewhere to stop soon, it’s going up your back.”
“Oh my god, just pet my hair already.”
“After that movie you’re staying for a sleepover. I know you don’t want to go home and sleep alone anyway.”
“Is there a reason you’re gnawing on me?”
“C'mon, I need a Player 2.”
“I bet you can’t make it all the way through the movie without screaming at it.”
“If you put that in the microwave uncovered I swear I will beat you to death with a plastic spoon.”
“What was that flavor of cake you liked? I need to know because reasons.”
“When we get that house you’re handling the spiders.”
“Going to the mall alone is boring. Besides, I need someone to tell me how great I look in all the clothes I try on.”
“It’s not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.”
“It’s an arcade, do you need more reasons to go?”
“Please tell me why you were napping in my freshly dried blankets *while they’re still in the dryer*.”
“Can we please take cheesy best friend pictures in that photo booth? I promise to keep silly faces to a minimum.”
“I’m singing along to this song and you can’t stop me, so either deal with it or join me.”
“C'mon, with anyone else this would be too weird.”
“I hate this game so much. Here’s a link, you should totally play it.”
“I take no responsibility for any smells you may or may not encounter from this point forward.”
“HELP I HAVE A SPLINTER”
“Okay, but consider that if you don’t watch this show with me, I’ll still rant to you just as much about the feels it gives me.”
“If anyone turns that fan off again I swear someone’s going to bleed.”
“Help me, the computer’s making sad beeps again. Make it happy, please.”
“THIS MOVIE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME WHY DID YOU LET ME CHOOSE IT?!”
“I have in front of me: One DVD, seven remote controls, and an entertainment center. This will be a voyage of discovery.”
“If I die, you get my cat. So make sure I live through this.”
“I need someone to cling to in the haunted house, and you’re it.”
“Yeah, but you’re *my* nerd.”
“The remote is two feet thataway and I don’t feel like moving. We’re stuck with this.”
“You are aware this was the worst idea ever and you’re lucky you’re my best friend, or else I’d leave you alone to deal with this.”
“I’d say sorry my mom tried to adopt you again, but it was kind of my idea.”
“There is a perfectly good reason I’m eating these mini marshmallows right out of the package, I’m certain of it. Probably.”
“Okay but hear me out: Fluffy. Sharks.”
“Please keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.”
“That sounds like a bad idea. I’m in.”
“If you don’t come up and sing with me, I will sing and point at you. The entire. Time.”
“We made a pact based on SpongeBob jokes, you can’t back out now.”
“I don’t want to hear it. Unless it’s a damn good apology for what happened last night, I want you out of my sight, got it?
“---Look, relax. I mean, it’s not like I blew up something, or anything. Right?”
“--- Sorry I kinda zoned out for a bit. I hear you, right, but don’t really understand why you seem to think I’m going to support you on this.”
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