Be The Wizard You Want To See In The World

Your dad’s favorite dyke | Just a butch trying to make it out | she/they but don’t talk about me

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[moghedien]

One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that

Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today

[sleyozz]

i like people who keep their trash in their pocket until they find a trash can to throw it away

[sapphling]

leering roommate who's been very clearly trying to set up a "you have to wear a cowkini around the apartment for a week" type pervert wager every time you get drunk together for at this point months but is simply and i mean really truly Absolutely Dogshit at playing poker

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[transmutationisms]

the letterboxd review, a hybrid literary genre equally born of the recipe blog personal essay and the desire to receive reddit gold,

[katlovesshrimps]

happy pride to the ska loving rhino dyke

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[giveherswords]

Emily Lipson, Dykes Vol. 1, 2026

[akashicrecord]

Hey! Wanna fuck? Meet me on MyChart....

[geekysteven]

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

[lesbica-in-decadenza]

This is how we gonna look when you reblog that post from me instead

[fuck-customers]

[neurotoxinsonline]

[morphoblue]

₊⊹ elf ₊⊹

[beardedmrbean]

[lovelymimic]