[stellerfly]

ever since i had the surgery i have been feeling bad about asking my dad for stuff i can't get so i thought id mix it up.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[montymollusk]

please please please remember that no matter what your manager says, it is never that serious. unless you are literally performing surgery or defusing a bomb, it simply is not that serious

[wizardarchetypes]

I tell anyone who works under me “we’re not saving lives” any time they get too anxious about their work. There are so many jobs that you literally cannot mess up in a way that actually matters.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Hey Google what the fuck was that

[wifislim]

[anxietyproblem]

[gandolphthegay-deactivated20240]

I am the naked window neighbor and I won’t apologize

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[tchaikovskaya]

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[rnismatch]

Otra víctima del Chupacabras

[toastbutteregg]

[ow-my-skin]

MOMMY FORGOT MY CALMING BANANA

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

that shit doesn't fit bro. it sticks out like a sword thumb. it's like a scared pig in a round hole

[yorickalas]

[chavdog]

[iftye]

actually very very grateful for the online slash long distance friendships and connections ive made on this hellsite and i don’t think i say that enough but!!!!!!!! i love you all so so much besties in my phone

[basedhighsenberg]