Pour Yorick - Alas

Asymmetric Single-use hashtag author, cishet / ally and signal booster, Gen-X Rupudiater, non-interactive NPC, born without a groove, plornish, the Silence, boring, old, ugly, gassy, and silly, BUM BUM BEE DUM BUM BUM BEE DUM BUM

[omgsamchap]

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

[beardedmrbean]

[sacred-portal]

[flipchild]

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

[flipchild]

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

[flipchild]

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

[omnybus]

@william-snekspeare

[cutecipher]

[cutecipher]

#letsallpoison

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

remember when winx club had an all girls school and an all boys school but also explicitly an all Goths school

[groovysarity]

The 24-hour music video channel MTV launched on August 1, 1981, at 12:01 AM, with the first video played being "Video Killed the Radio Star" by The Buggles. MTV's impact on the music industry is undeniable. It transformed the way music was consumed, promoted, and experienced, forever changing the landscape of popular culture.

[cheesewhizexpress]

And the first video that aired...

[lizardsfromspace]

People ask why Snopes got so much worse & it really should be better exposed that the answer is "everything on the site was written by his wife and when she left him the Snopes guy just hired posters on the Snopes forums to take over"

[lizardsfromspace]

Conservatives are calling Snopes a "psy op" again and shout out to all the real ones who know the reason Snopes sometimes makes weird, incorrect factchecks is that it was taken over by the original writer's divorced plagiarist husband and a bunch of people he hired off the site's forums

[lizardsfromspace]

The important thing about Snopes is that they are bizarrely deferential to conservatives and there's a ton of posts where they say "yes, that person said that but they didn't mean it so it's a Mixture" or the like but also conservatives despise them anyway and think they're a radically anti-right platform for saying Trump lies sometimes

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[lorquiana]

top 5 river lewks

5. clark kent glasses disguise. he looks like a guy i would see on the bus in my hometown which is NOT really a compliment but does fit the disguise i guess. though given the rest of the outfits on this list this is easily his most normal. he looks like he's really into finance. he studied ppe at oxbridge and was most annoying in debate society 3 years in a row. works this into most conversations somehow

4. this was going to be his emo france coat bc i do actually like it and also i think its funny that its what he's wearing to go to france but i had not realised that he is wearing a jumper under it ??? strange ensemble you got there buddy what are you doing. this is a pattern for him

3. im deeply fond of both of these they're tied for third. blazer(?) + white shirt is a silly combo (tshirt is a classic of the tortured protagonist/action hero) + miserable loser tracksuit. s5 river is deeply tragic but he's also very funny to me. case in point look at this idiot

4. s4e1 pub jumper . i dont have a joke to make about this one i like it it looks comfy. thats my good friend river cartwright right there.

1. this fucking thing. i love this shirt and i hate this shirt in equal measure. did he pick this out for himself . did someone else (his granddad) get it for him. either way he still voluntarily woke up and chose to put this on. the longer you look at it the worse it gets. texturally looks like a nightmare to wear. visually also a nightmare. who in the costume department went Hey i know what we should put him in for most of this season and pulled out this monstrosity. i want to thank them personally. this guy is making fun of spider's tie in s1. this guy ☝️. with his shirt that looks like it's made out of the worst armchair available in john lewis.

[woodwool]

this is killing me

[cute-catts]

this is amazing 🐈 ♥️♥️

[legally-a-bastard]

im blowing up this is adorable

[chujellys]

there's a family of local sandhill cranes that adopted an abandoned goose last summer and they're STILL together today even after migration.... i love them + they're local celebrities + nature is beautiful

[chujellys]

yesterday’s update… 📸 everyone is paparazzi when ur this famous…

[republican-terrorists]

You can never have enough

Dr Fauci.

[bowlby4]

[mamoru]

sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling

[olloollo]

addition from @turtlesandfrogs:

We have these:

[nentuaby]

Yeah, that's exactly what the complaint was about.

[condemnedouthouse]