idk who i am

Paige: 19 she/her/they/them YouTube: Peege P

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

just heard they’re going to start making all the actors act twice as fast and then slow it down with computers afterward so they can pay them less hourly. that’s terrible

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

be the surreal nonsense you wish to see in the world

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

i don’t post. i secrete.

[windowz97]

Good secretion op

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[thunderousnipples]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

me: tries my darndest

me: isn’t worth a darn

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

WHAT DID SHE DO

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

also unrelated if she loves stevie nicks she’s into women that’s just the facts

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

remember wgen the eggplant emoji meant …. well … *blushes and runs off* **a crow pecks at phone and sends this post**

jdjdicoockgkrkr <<crow message

[ventrue]

where am i

[jayce]

[xxziggystardust]

[dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328]

ok i know the two arent actually connected but today on my lunch i got all my coworkers in a heated debate on weather or not prepared horseradish was a vegan chowder if you ate it with a spoon and then when it was time to go back in my boss pulled me aside and fired me and im gonna think about that until im dead probably

[sunflowerbutch]

im waking up to ash and dust i wipe my brow and i slap my nuts

[matchataurus]

If I mysteriously die or disappear just know it was the duolingo owl

[teathattast]

[honeybeefreckles]

[636174657270696c6c6172]

Walmart at 7pm while high ass fuck and bright ass lights bro im like a slug and someone is salting me

[q8p]

All this talk about gays not being able to drive is blatant erasure of those of us who were brave enough to weather the trials of the DMV (Forbes’ selection for Straightest Place on Earth eleven years in a row) so that we could return triumphant, finally able to drive each other to the 24 hr grocery store at 2 am, the gayest hour, to buy cheap vodka and takis

Stand up for your rights, auto homos! Don’t let them forget your sacrifices

[q8p]