HP Lovecraft

☆ "Guild member..." ☆

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

"Introduction..."

"oh, hello. my name is Howard Phillips Lovecraft... or you can just call me Lovecraft. um... i'm not sure what to say here. i'm tired. tired, yucky and itchy."

(Lovecraft has given up on the introduction because; 'being the center of attention makes me itch'.)

[OOC: Oh, wow, that finished sooner than I expected.

Well, hi! Mod's name is Kiji, I use any pronouns (but mainly he\him). Lovecraft also technically uses any since he really doesn't care what you call him.

I'm the owner of the main rp blog @casinoownersigma and my OOC blog @kijimha! Check out those blogs' intro for all my other rp\ask blogs! (You'll find there is a LOT.)

NSFW asks are okay, but do not overdo them. Also, don't expect much from Lovecraft, he's quite literally an ocean-dwelling tentacle monster...

RELATIONSHIPS / HEADCANONS / MY FAVOURITE QUOTES FROM THIS BLOG

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[oceanlifeenthusiast]

YOURE BACK MY FRIEND

im so happy to see you!!! Did you get a good nap?

"i did. i would have slept more... but i had to be awoken."

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

hey there squid-man! Any progress on the dachshund?

-@numb-one-dazai-h8r

"i've almost got it, i think... dachshund..."

[numb-one-dazai-h8r]

wonderful!

Hows grape-prick doing?

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

"i haven't seen him in a while. i think he's doing good... probably."

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

hey there squid-man! Any progress on the dachshund?

-@numb-one-dazai-h8r

"i've almost got it, i think... dachshund..."

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

"yet another failed attempt... at making a friend the same as I..."

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

hello, Lovecraft.

-@the-power-of-money-you-bum

"i haven't seen you... since my contract was nullified. what is it?"

[the-power-of-money-you-bum]

Can a man not say hello to his past employee?

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

"oh... i see. wouldn't you want to greet your remaining employees instead, though...?"

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

hello, Lovecraft.

-@the-power-of-money-you-bum

"i haven't seen you... since my contract was nullified. what is it?"

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

Why do you like ice cream so much? Also, who first introduced you to it?

"i'd seen an ice cream stand... in the middle of the street, and wanted to try. it's cold. and sweet. i like sweet things."

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

Oh yeah? TWO PEOPLE can play that game!!

Sometimes I attach myself to the wall and pretend I'm a wall shrub.

"sometimes... i go to the bottom of the pool ans pretend im seaweed."

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

"how long... have i been sleeping for...?"

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

"sometimes i make a hole in the ground and go inside and pretend I'm a radish."

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

Hey Lovecraft, I'm so hungry I could eat a John Steinbeck

"...*a* John Steinbeck...? there's more than one...?

.....

where... can i find the others?"

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

Would you mind…. If I braided your hair?….

Please don’t kill me

"mmm... no. go ahead."

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

Who are the great old ones?

"...

the Great Old Ones... in human terms... are Gods. They are the beginning... the end... and the present. it is simply how things were, are, and will continue to be..."

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

Hello kind sir, do you happen to have a supply of ethically sourced dried fish treats?

@cat-in-the-isle-of-tea

"dried fish treats...? i have normal fish. if that helps."

[cat-in-the-isle-of-tea]

" That works! I can dry them myself! How much of it do you have?"

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

"...how much do you want?"

[cat-in-the-isle-of-tea]

"I'll have all your stock on hand"

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

"hmm..."

His hand reaches into his 'hair' and, miraculously, he pulls out a few fish of different kinds.

[cat-in-the-isle-of-tea]

"awww thank you! Would you like your payment in good old cash or ice cream?"

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

"i want theeee... ice cream. please."

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

Hello kind sir, do you happen to have a supply of ethically sourced dried fish treats?

@cat-in-the-isle-of-tea

"dried fish treats...? i have normal fish. if that helps."

[cat-in-the-isle-of-tea]

" That works! I can dry them myself! How much of it do you have?"

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

"...how much do you want?"

[cat-in-the-isle-of-tea]

"I'll have all your stock on hand"

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

"hmm..."

His hand reaches into his 'hair' and, miraculously, he pulls out a few fish of different kinds.

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

Hello kind sir, do you happen to have a supply of ethically sourced dried fish treats?

@cat-in-the-isle-of-tea

"dried fish treats...? i have normal fish. if that helps."

[cat-in-the-isle-of-tea]

" That works! I can dry them myself! How much of it do you have?"

[oceanlifeenthusiast]

"...how much do you want?"