i need façade to happen to me

lajos - 23 - 🏳️‍🌈 en/de expert on divorce by proxy

[parasitoidism]

they would find each other in any universe

[vzm]

divorce. prevails.

[parasitoidism]

they would find each other in any universe to get another divorce

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

walter white in his underwear with the pistol readying to face the sirens, quietly to himself: this is my fight song. my walter white song

[periwinkleseafoam]

Piss off my wife song

[pointnclick]

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

[junglejim4322]

Man with female hysteria x woman with male loneliness or something

[junglejim4322]

Better call Saul

[sacred-portal]

[uranium]

cant forgive one of my coworkers because our advisor came into the office and was giving us a very sad speech that he had to make us work more hours and he was very upset about this fact and we all had to be very somber listening to him when to my right this guys computer flashes into sleep mode which happens to reveal this image that i then had to look at and not lose my shit over even a little bit

[throathole]

oh so now the ancient sumerian is gonna preach to us

[amirrorcalledthemoon]

[threeninesfine]

You can't be talking like that, White Gilgamesh

[bethfuller]

does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt

[bethfuller]

YES THANK YOU

Dragan Bibin, Dead of Night

[1989nihil]

@lee-and-other-things​

i don’t… see a dog???  👀

[captainhaterade]

Litmus test for “is the brightness on your phone too low for art appreciation”

[animentality]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

[gayvampyr]

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

[gayvampyr]

it’s time

[dogpuppy]

[tastylemonbread]

posts i think about: thursday edition

[teleostuber]

Liquidate the accounts

[sacred-portal]

[aqwult]

guy types out a rage filled response on the internet. but before posting it goes on a long walk to calm down. during his walk he gains a new appreciation for life and his role in it. he comes home, rereads his pending response, and clicks post.

[ilynpilled]