Octo

I draw shit and have fun, dark theme for your eyes : ) Here's my discord: https://discord.gg/htcAap2

[octo6]

I have a transparent pfp

and you don't

Run.

[octo6]

gonna fucking catch that bitch cotton eye joe

[octo6]

Creates a paradoxical multiverse, in which the laus of the multiverse and multiverse theory are not inverted, but flipped, along with the laws of physics, time, space, and grammar are broken, Oh, and you're in it now. have fun.

[octo6]

Tumbr lost it's dislike button for a reason, we just started using the like button in a passive aggressive way

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so a few months ago a surfer surfed the biggest wave ever surfed

and it was awesome and broke a world record and it was widely ignored for the most outrageous reason:  

Because the surfer was a woman, the wave height was measured by a different set of scientific equations

[octo6]

God tried to throw him down and he surfed it.

[octo6]

ok so great, now that i know that ny tumblr posts are not going straight to twitter I know that i can post whatever the fuck i want

[octo6]

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[octo6]

Touwist: Couwd you give us diwections to Owive Gawden?

New Yowkew: No, but I couwd give you diwections to an actuaw Itawian westauwant.

[corsolanite]

Today on Twitter dot com.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’m so fucking pissed off right now at how many newspapers are using Labor Day, a holiday fought for and won by unions, as an opportunity to print bullshit editorials like this:

Unions are fucking ESSENTIAL and these so called “right to work” laws are being pushed through specifically to undermine them. Union membership is essential. We don’t need lower union dues, we need better wages. Which unions exist to fight for. The ‘injustice’ is not mandatory union membership, it’s the vast and repeated exploitation of workers’ rights. Repeat after me:

UNIONS ARE ESSENTIAL

[octo6]

I.. I thought that said onions.

[octo6]

I have researched all forms of spiritual techniques, abilities, energies, species, demons, and gods... BUT I STILL CANNOT figure out what

BULLSHIT

YOU'RE ON!

[octo6]

Discord broke again lmao

[octo6]

Nya

[octo6]

Nyow it's time to shitpost

[octo6]

Them: Fuck you.

Me: Alright, what position?

Them: The one where I snap ur necc.

Me: Oh that's my favorite!

[octo6]

Just like how pee is stored in the balls, shit is stored in your mouth. That's why so much of ir it comes out.

[octo6]

The problem with me is that no matter who the person is, or what they've done, If I send them a message I will obsessively watch the screen until they reply. I can't help it either bc when I don't, I get a weird anxiety