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I'm anna I'm 16 and I'm British

[slavery]

Today is 15/15/15 the last time this will happen ever

[theonion]

[zuckr]

@ fetish blogs that follow me: i’ll sell pictures of my feet for $50

[astoundly]

[ruffrowdyboiz]

Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao

[voodoobrown-deactivated20190317]

did you really have the nerve, the gall, the

[boredpanda]

15+ Un-Bear-Ably Cute Momma Bears Teaching Their Teddy Bears How To Bear

[stayshreddedmyfriends]

Momma Bear

[theorydictatespractice-deactiva]

This might come as a shock to some of you but saying “I’m not informed enough on this particular topic to have an opinion” is about 100 times more respectable than being misinformed

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[satanstrousers]

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

[seauxamerican-deactivated201705]

1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.

[quickweaves]

and here i was thinking about sucking dick for free

[morgiecorgi-deactivated20171110]

[highlandvalley]

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

….hello…………..

[left-reminders]

[bellygangstaboo]

So much in one headline & picture…

[baronessvondengler]

“I too am Muslim”

[certainlyunsure]

I can’t.

[choclit98]

😒

[cleothegoldfish]

In her defense, she had just flown into England from Turkey, which is why she was wearing the scarf at the airport (and that pic is of her in Turkey). And an airport employee told her she had to remove her scarf and show her passport. Once the employee realized she was a white woman, they left her alone.

She wasn’t trying to pull a Rachel Dole Juice, but basically saying, if I was actually someone who wore the scarf for religious reasons that would have been 100x scarier.

I saw the headline expecting to start clowning her, but she wasn’t being extra… at least not this time.

It’s sad that it only becomes valid and newsworthy when a white woman says it b/c there are tons of reports of Muslim women being profiled and harassed and people just disregard it b/c it’s coming from a brown person.

[justsomeantifas]

them: we’re over populated, that’s why people don’t have enough food to eat

reality: capitalism over-produces food, we have enough food to feed the world we just throw away what isn’t profitable.

[alexander]

[zonecassette]

Dr Phil heard a knock on the door, looked out the window, saw Death standing there, and shut the blinds

[powerburial]

this is tim heidecker cosplaying as dr. phil