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[octopus-anarchy]

Horny posting on main

[mysharona1987]

[shuarchy-blog]

ご飯の量がおかしいwwwww

[xekstrin]

Hot

[voiceoflightcity]

(loose translation: "I messed up the amount of rice wwwwwwww”)

[lesbianshepard]

[lesbianshepard]

the subsequent article about it is just as funny

highlights include

I was squirming in my seat, tears rolling down my face, and I kept blurting out yelps of anxious laughter every time a new nightmare creature appeared on the screen. Steph gave me her scarf to breathe into and muffle my reactions (no one else was laughing at any of it!!), and that helped comfort me a bit, until Rebel Wilson’s cat appeared and spread her horny cat legs wide open, exposing what felt like a Sarlacc Pit of CGI fur, like I was staring into the abyss. I yelled “FUCK!” and spilled my popcorn when that happened.

I wondered if it would ever end, and wasn’t sure if it had ever begun, if maybe it was just a gibberish world of horny fur demons swinging and dancing and singing about their space cult or whatever the fuck was happening.

I was shifting around in my seat, glancing nervously at Steph and asking “Is this okay? Like, are we supposed to even be seeing this? This isn’t okay, is it? Why is this okay?“ 

I left, went into the bathroom, went into the stall to be alone, and just breathed. The quiet space and bright flat white fluorescent light comforted me, because nothing was moving, nothing was hairy, nothing was horny. 

I felt like everyone in the theater was in a Cats cult and they were going to sacrifice me and skin me alive. I whispered to Steph, “This is fucking evil, they’re evil, we’re not supposed to be here, they all know.”

[octopus-anarchy]

Quarantine Polaroids.

[thepleasuregoblin]

*pointing a gun at you*

define capitalism right now

[softandwarmandgay-deactivated20]

Absolutely, and I can’t stress this enough, everything I don’t like

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

i got really mad at red today

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

[alpha-beta-gamer]

Crown Trick is a beautifully animated and strategic roguelike RPG where the dungeon moves when you do.

Read More & Join in the Steam Beta Key Giveaway (2,000 Keys)

[egberts]

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

[angelhive]

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

[froganalogue]

?

[angelhive]

Whats not clicking

[thegamefreaks]

[mykonorii-deactivated20210324]

Oh wow. I didn’t know I needed to hear this.

[freegameplanet]

Ascent of Grob’s Domain is a stylish and strange puzzle platforming adventure where you chat to quirky characters and use gravity shifting abilities to climb a huge tower.

Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Windows)

[valtsv]

your secrets are safe with me because i will forget all of them immediately

[valtsv]

interrogating me is useless because i won't even remember the question i'm supposed to be answering by the time you've finished asking it

[octopus-anarchy]

Throw back jfc

[mysharona1987]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[asian]

[inksplit]