there is water at the bottom of the ocean

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[meerschweinchen-archive]

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

[patchoulism]

[countess-of-edessa]

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

[starry-night-on-the-impala]

that's why bella called her kid resume right away

[callisteios]

please join me for a session of gentle weeping in celebration of the beauty of our shared world

[powerburial]

caught wincing at his own berries

[plaguedocboi]

One of the funniest things about moon snails is that if they come across a succulent morsel that’s too big to eat right away, they’ll tuck it into a little pouch at the back of their foot and take it with them. And they look exactly like a cartoon character who ate a big wedge of cheese and is now suspiciously triangular.

“Moon snail, have you seen the tasty mussel I just dropped in the tank?”

Moon snail:

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

I spent three hours or so on this shit and I realized I forgot John cena

[dogpuppy]

[fuck-u-maga]

[plaguedocboi]

Aheem heem

[pudulogy]

[crazysodomite]

This picture is killing me

Big fat abdomen flying into the sunset. A very tender and emotional moment. His antenna sticking out in a cartoony fashion. A beautiful insect caught in amber sunlight except he's so fat and fluffy it's genuinely ridiculous

[dogpuppy]

me when I’m a Big fat abdomen flying into the sunset.

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[brightgoat]

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

[nyenye0701]

some descriptions and body language of book rocky from memory

[shadeslayer]

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money

[izzetheking]

hello everyone i would like to introduce you to this famous bird called the pernis

[izzetheking]

lookthe world is falling in love with you pernis your special and becoming beloved

[izzetheking]

i have 143 tabs open about this bird the Pernis