What A Scandal If I Died

🏳️‍🌈 Callisto 27

[callisteios]

FAQ/Uquiz Masterpost

im pinning all my uquizes here bc i think they’re very good and uquiz is hard to search (look under the readmore for the quizzes)

I am also adding a very small faq because I am getting a lot of asks asking the same questions

What is the art you used in X quiz?

It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To

Drop the names of all the gay art from Greek god qiz plsssss ok anon youve kind of sent me on a spiral bc i have a lot of art saved on my p

House spreadsheet?!

took your god quiz, saw the option about your house md spreadsheet and knew i had to follow and ask about it, but then i got the "overwhelmi

I promise you I will post nothing but the spreadsheet when it’s done. I AM NEARLY FINISHED

Playlist??

The train playlist, rest are on my Spotify profile

Have you read my written response on your quiz?

do u ever actually read the responses to the uqiz question at the end where we can type whatever I used to be much better at it but most of

(Most likely no, send it to me if you want to be sure it’s read)

Film recommendations

hallo! I really enjoyed your quiz on who would play you in a film- thank you! Based on the stills you included i think you have great taste

What’s the lesbian space sword book?

The Locked Tomb series/Gideon the Ninth

Are you divine?

personality stuff

I ended up with "god of longing for connection", which is funny given my current situation (housing/attempting to get comics into animation

ok it was only asked once but i wrote a whole essay damnit. i get to pin it

Bibliography

pilgrimage quiz bibliography

I really wasn't joking Blickle, P. The Revolution of 1525. Thomas A. Brady, Jr. and H.C. Erik Midelfort (trans.). Baltimore. 1985 Connolly

Quizzes

which homeric hero do you share vibes with

which greek god do you share vibes with

who do you share vibes with roman god edition

assigning you kin with a greek god (different Greek gods to above)

answer some questions and ill assign you a historical era (and call you gay)

What is your fate in the Avatar (2009) universe? (you probably die, lets be real)

 pick some hot people and maybe ill tell you something fun about yourself ;D [HORROR(ish?)]

welcome to my jigsaw saw trap (except I’m not very good at being jigsaw :/ )

answer some questions and i'll tell you what your job is in my space crew

how are you historically assassinated? (happy ides of march)

Assigning you a tragic Greek lady

Assigning you a tragic Greek boy

are you good enough to have imposter syndomer

murder mystery

what are you the god of (part 2)

you are on a medieval pilgrimage

what kind of supernatural creature are you

what kind of vampire are you

Who would play you in a film about your life?

What character are you but it's all the characters i like 

[profalseidols]

Cary Grant in The Talk of the Town (1942) dir. George Stevens

[kwistowee]

ARSENIC AND OLD LACE (1944)

[fedorathexplorer]

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[chrownox]

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

[fedorathexplorer]

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

[thetyrannosaur]

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

[bathykolpian]

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

[superwholock]

too much to document, but god damn we can try

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[hnunes749]

[pinene]

is that motherfucker drinking white wine out of the bottle

[nutricyst]

That’s the yosemite road vineyards pinot grigio colombard. 2 for $9 at 711 and you’re supposed to drink it straight from the bottle

[pinene]

Men shouldn’t be drinking wine

[zindabad]

I’m sick of your negativity 

[tropiyas]

amputate everything below the neck

[tropiyas]

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sexchangedotcom]

youre right im sorry beautiful

[unfortunatelymerlin]

bbc merlin has a lot of faults but i do think the way they blithely ignored the existence of christianity was very funny of them

[literally-irreverent]

"#'old religion' they said. and then simply said nothing of a new religion" yeah Uther Pendragon, noted athiest. Entirely agnostic court. It's crazy that there's no belief system backing anything up. Like, we're going to get by on vague prophecies but also prophecies are magic which is evil. Divine right of kings but no divinity. Mirrors and mirrors but no windows.

[violentfille]

tags by @thanatologist

[babushkaat]

[waterandsilver]

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

[waterandsilver]

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

[starrys-moving-her-blog]

usamericans living in houses made out of paper set an impossible standard of masculinity for angry men in other countries

[tastylemonbread]

kyoulle (french kyle) downing a nicotine redbull and attempting to put a hole through the thousand year old cobblestone wall in his bedroom

[boxofdicks-deactivated20260225]

This issue came to light when in Jersey shore: family vacation when the gang went to Italy and fuckhead Mike slammed his head into an 800 year old concrete wall full speed expecting it to be upstate NY plywood and got a neck injury and looked like this the rest of the season

[terrorignitis]

Louise Glück, from A Travel Diary; Winter Recipes from the Collective: Poems, 2021

[werewolf-girlfriend]

jacks off and uses the post-nut clarity to solve sudokus

[charnel-grounds]

Reynolds Alan Stone (1909–1979), “The Witching Hour” 1926

[damazcuz]

I admittedly get really 🥹🥹🥹 whenever I see mama animals and baby animals (due to my issues and problems) but there's something so charming and awesome about mama animals that are just kind of bad at handling baby animals. Like what the hell girl.

[damazcuz]

*And to be clear I specifically mean that To Me as a clueless human with little animal knowledge, mama animal appears to have just shown up on the job today and is figuring out baby animal as she goes. Maybe she's doing a good job and I just can't tell.

...let's get dangled by our tail by mama... this post was an excuse to upload this photo, I'm just so enamored.

(Source, 04non_non on Twitter)

[medievaljournalist]

Our sacred grove is being desecrated!

[hiseyeisonthesparrow]

- Joseph Smith circa 1830

[medievaljournalist]

sorry man. this was about the sexy blue elves in warcraft 3 i think you need to find a different post to be mormon on