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✨ somewhere ✨

[birthdaylobotomy]

somebody: why the fuck are you so pretentious?

me, holding a cup filled with tea, a dated cigar in the other hand, wearing a sweater vest and leather shoes with circle glasses sitting at the bridge of my nose: because art

[faint-glimmers-of-hope]

5 things to do if you go to the 19th century:

-reject your nobility title

-marry your cousin

-have a tempestuous relationship with a mysterious suitor

-catch syphilis

-jump off a cliff in utter dispair

[kazuhaza]

Whenever I remember something about my childhood and think "oh shit how did I not realize I was gay," I feel like I'm on my second read of a gothic romance novel and that these moments in my life were simply foreshadowing the epic plot twist that I am, in fact, a big homo.

[paperrimgs]

i take the long way home...

[brucefromfamilyguy]

me to god

[astraldeterminism-deactivated20]

if you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions

[medusasstory]

#one time i just woke up at 7 am and stared at the sunrise for like an hour #dont know what emotions those were but they sure were a lot!!

[riverside--wren]

If you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions, but the bad version of them

[wilsonpatricks-deactivated20191]

BEFORE SUNRISE dir. Richard Linklater

[valtsv]

other people may reject you but if you lie on the forest floor for long enough the moss and fungi will always accept you as one of their own

[ladystarks]

[sadcorgiis-deactivated20210718]

you: gays can't drive

me, an intellectual: refuses to drive in fear of being completely responsible for my actions, and knowing i'm shit at turning in mario kart

[mibbs-jk]

Congratulations tumblr

We are officially responsible for a 1 billion dollar loss to Verizon let’s all give ourselves a round of applause

[odd-moonlight]

I'm always trying to convince myself that I'm not dramatic but one time I cried myself to sleep because my cat didn't want to sleep in my room that night,,,, so y'know,,,,

[cybersadbitch]

[macden]

the gang + tweets pt 3: charlie edition

[wouldvebeensweet]

Taylor accepting her Icon Award at the 2019 Teen Choice Awards

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[waffleswiftt]