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Weird News of 2.16.22

For today, as the mighty majestic continues to be desecrated in the name of Stoll’s Worms, we have a report from a Chinese woman living in Toronto that apparently a group of Genetically Enigneered cats have gotten loose on the streets, these cats may harbor the cure for several diseases, however can also release a potent neurotoxin when shedding. The said cats are all pure black roughly 2.5 times the size of a normal housecat. PLEASE DO NOT APPROACH. Follow for more updates

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Weird news 2.15.21

Welcome to my page; here I will be diving deep into some of the most odd and  puzzling stories and current events we are dealing with, I will try to write one random article per day Today - A very interesting piece, taking place at the majestic opera house in New York City, where the show Phantom of the Opera have played since 1988, one of the current actors playing Phantom (Stolle, or JS..everything has to be “JS..JS..for what they want to do here) drawing the attention of several high profile Canadian Archaeologists to the presence of some supposed minuscule triassic era earthworms that have been discovered underneath the theatre during a furnace repair, 77% of the theatre they (including JS) want to rip apart  and put to the right of where it is now to get to the said worms. I will update as I learn more

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We have a breaking development on this story thanks to Tumblr user @cowardtranslation who appears to be a fan of the show, a picture has been released showing most of the theater in ruins as 2 very odd looking scientists dig for the worms (also pictured). This was originally posted by @wheel-of-fish​ after a user who saw my post was  apparently quite alarmed by this story. Thank you for your service in under covering this disgraceful story. As they stated, the hunt for “Stolle’s ancient worms” is officially underway, I can imagine me and many of  us are wondering if the thought of he and the rest of the cast being out of jobs  crossed his mind, and was it worth it to discover these eerie little creatures from under the Majestic.

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Part 2

Also today, a coastal gull in maryland may have the answer to our toughest political questions, as sources tell me, he is often spotted when certain politicians are near the area, and goes inland when they are not there or the opposing party is in the area. Who knows.. Spooky right?

[odditiesofthewesternworld]

Weird news 2.15.21

Welcome to my page; here I will be diving deep into some of the most odd and  puzzling stories and current events we are dealing with, I will try to write one random article per day Today - A very interesting piece, taking place at the majestic opera house in New York City, where the show Phantom of the Opera have played since 1988, one of the current actors playing Phantom (Stolle, or JS..everything has to be “JS..JS..for what they want to do here) drawing the attention of several high profile Canadian Archaeologists to the presence of some supposed minuscule triassic era earthworms that have been discovered underneath the theatre during a furnace repair, 77% of the theatre they (including JS) want to rip apart  and put to the right of where it is now to get to the said worms. I will update as I learn more