Adriel

Pokémon, Pugs, and Pizza.

[everythingfox]

Did someone call an ambulance

(via)

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

friend: what’s wrong? do you wanna talk about it?

me:

[tatersgonnatate]

... Y'know what, sure. why not

[charlesoberonn]

[nightofthecreeps]

OSCAR ISAAC Saturday Night Live

[targent]

is it just me or did they yassify the quaker oats guy

[zorasalazars-remade]

Hey just asking, I know youre genderfluid but are you also trans since you use the he pronoun? I'm transphobic and just wanted to get clarification if I should follow you?

this is THE funniest fucking ask ive ever gotten. oh my god

[azure-birb]

[qochita-remade-deactivated20230]

[funny-tik-toks]

[starwarsgraphictee]

been thinking about shaving

taking this as a sign that I should not

[ivorianangel]

literally

[aaessthetic]

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Icymi

November and December don't count toward your Spotify wrapped. This is a conspiracy against Mariah Carey.

[thehmn]

They took in some people from a clothing store next door too. The employees could have gone home but couldn’t bring themselves to kick the customers out into the snow because some of them had an impossible three hours drive home and would have gotten stuck on the road in their cars so the employees and their boss opted to stay.

The woman who reported on the incident trekked alone through piles of snow on foot. She couldn’t bring a cameraman so everything was filmed with a small handheld camera.

They ate food from the cafeteria (meatballs of course), watched a Christmas show and football before getting to pick any bed they wanted in the store. In the morning they were served cinnamon buns and coffee/tea.

Just a cute little story to brighten your day.

[wizardpostsdotorg]

i love wizards bc they fucking lie all the time. gandalf was like “a wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he means to” lying ass. he was late as fuck. wizards will just say whatever. it doesn’t even matter when you have a big ass hat

[kassasaurus-rex]

one of my cousins has one of those wretched sequined nicolas cage pillows and today the rest of us received this photo of perhaps the most upsetting thing i’ve seen all year, slugolas cage

[queerleigh]

[mommy-mortis]

wait

[mommy-mortis]

yea that's funny

[kristina100000]