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@oddlyspecifichermitshipheadcanon
welcome to oddly specific hermit ship headcanons
like @oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons but for shipping
im mod juniper, they/it, i watch joe joel zed grian scar wels and pearl
i am a firm believer in "ship and let ship" so if you hate you will be blocked
no dni, ill just block you
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joe hills love language is acts of service
thats why he spent his latest episode building a portal to cleos prismarine farm
Grian likes to cook his partners into fancy meals. He's not exactly a chef but he has practice preparing player meat which means his meals are actually well made. He's got sides and cooked meat and seasoning and all that shit .
Mumbo just wants their blood so there's not much he can do. Sometimes he treats it and sometimes he mixes it with other stuff to make better drinks.
Scar just eats their meat raw.
The cannabilism polycule!!!
:3
Feel like this should be asked, just so people are aware of what’s okay for the next monthly theme. Are only the hermits actual sexuality’s allowed? Same with gender identity? All of us should be on the same page because I don’t want people getting hurt/offended.
Nope you can hc a hermit as any sexuality or gender. The only thing I’d actively avoid changing is Cleo’s gender, but for the most part it’s a free for all. These headcanons are never about the actual hermits, just characterized versions of them, so we can take a little creative liberty. Thanks for asking though!
tango is jealous of scar and mumbo cause now that grian's dating them he doesn't get to see his younger brother grian as much anymore. scar decided the best way to solve this was kissing tango himself. world's weirdest polycule /pos
[same person who sent the shadowsuma/lizzie x xisuma ask, can I claim the tag ‼️ anon?]
:)
Etho and Bdubs love kids and are amazing with them. So they say that if they ever adopt one, the kid will have the best dads in the world.
The hermits have seen examples of this as Joel has brought ldshadowbaby onto the server a few times, and they were the best babysitters.
-🪿 anon
E T H D U B S :)
:3
Etho and Bdubs are married, but very few people know that. Bdubs tends to keep his wedding band in plain sight for all to see, while Etho keeps his more hidden, wearing it as a necklace. The only ones who know are the other watchers on the server.
-🪿 anon
:3
Xisuma is a robot, and while he’s usually pretty careful when it comes to keeping himself intact, he still manages to get himself damaged. He can usually fix himself, but it’s much more time consuming than if someone else did it.
Luckily, Hermitcraft has a good handful of members who are good with machines, but X always seeks out Tango for the job of helping him, and Tango’s always happy to lend a hand (or four).
Tango having four arms makes the repair job a lot quicker, and X enjoys the company. Tango also always takes the opportunity to learn about how X works.
After Xisuma’s all fixed up, he’ll ask Tango if he wants anything in return, and Tango will always make exaggerated thinking noises before settling on the payment of snuggle time.
:D
the reason xisuma can make such good music and can create instruments in hc11 is because he's a follower of the goddess of song, lizzie, and made a deal with her (a deal with destiny, wink wink) to give her a powerful item from the void in exchange for control over musical magic
:)
“This is my boyfriend Ren, and that’s his boyfriend Martyn.”
On Hermitcraft, Ren is Doc’s boyfriend but anywhere else he’s Martyn.
Both Martyn and Doc know and are okay with this. If Martyn happens to be on Hermitcraft they just spin a wheel to see who gets him for that day
:3
(QPR headcanon)
Cub and Scar sometimes fight each other.
Properly fight each other.
They're rolling on the ground, they're biting, and they're clawing, and they're absolutely beating the shit out of each other.
Then, when they're both exhausted and bleeding profusely, they stagger, laughing, to whichever of their bases is nearest to treat each other's injuries and snuggle up on the sofa watching movies.
Sometimes it's to let off steam after a particularly bad day/week/event. Sometimes it's when the vex are getting antsy, so they don't hurt another hermit accidentally. And sometimes they just want to care for each other, without needing one of them to have a Situation.
Either way, they get the most unhealthy therapy ever, and the other Hermits get deeply concerned about their wellbeing. :D
:)
Tango is fluffy and warm, which makes him a very desirable cuddle buddy. It doesn’t matter what a Hermit is doing, if they get a chance for Tango cuddles they’re taking it.
Tango doesn’t really mind it, and he enjoys a good cuddle himself. He also purrs like a cat, which the other Hermits agree is the cutest thing ever.
:3
team ZITS are married, and all have wedding bands made of their choice metals.
Skizz: Silver
Impulse & Zed: Gold
Tango: Copper? Rose gold? (Still figuring that one out)
:)
Etho is the type of person to make extremely specific plans for dates, no matter who the date is with! He will spend hours making sure everything is juuuust right, and will cry if he messes up or something doesnt go to plan because he loves his various partners so much(and hes autistic in my mind)!
This has led to multiple dates turning into blanket piles and cuddles because something went wrong... Everyone else finds Ethos habit of this to be endearing, but it stresses Etho out so much that hes usually not allowed to plan dates hehe
:)
mumbo has hemophobia. his hemophobia is not at all helpful considering the fact that his partners are cannibals. anytime scar or cub have any sort of blood on them, mumbo gets all sick and dizzy and has to take a minute to compose himself. cub usually cleans up before coming home, but scar often forgets, leaving a very faint mumbo k. jumbo.
:)
idk if jizzie counts, but I’m putting this here anyway:
Joel may seem like a rough, easily angered guy, but when it comes to Lizzie? He is the sweetest and most caring man in the world.
she needs something? He’s got it. She’s upset? He’s there to comfort her. She needs him? He’s there in two minutes flat.
he does not play about his wife.
:)
Question: Can we submit shipping headcanons that include someone not on hermitcraft? Like does it have to be betweeb two hermits or is it allowed if only one person in the ship is a hermit?
yes you can include people not on hermitcraft
