Illegal Danish: Super Snacks Sentence Starters
“It’s not easy being a diabolical genius, when you have to pay the bills!”
“What hill? We’re standing in the middle of [PLACE].”
“There’s an imposter amongst us… and he touched my ass!”
“Hey, that doesn’t look like your wife!”
“This is not the time for riverdancing.”
“Can I get FIVE MINUTES of sanity in this ZOO?!”
“Oi! Are you gonna pay for that?”
“Well, that doesn’t look right… RUN FOR IT!”
“That’s what I said! But my girlfriend said ‘You need to stop wasting money on stupid crap!’ And I was like 'Stop judging me! They were on sale!’”
“Why would anybody think [NAME]’s an imposter?”
“Take [NAME], he could use the experience.”
“Shouldn’t you be wearing a dress?”
“I only wore it once. And it was sexy.”
“A cross-dressing holy man; brilliant!”
“Ooh, that’s kinda nice. What else you got?”
“So how long does this last?”
“That’s long enough to get the job done… for me, anyway.”
“Please tell me we’re still talking about the same thing.”
“Ew! Get away from me you freak!”
“Urgh, this ain’t gonna look good on the insurance claim…”
“Woah! This isn’t [PLACE]! …Who the hell’re you?”
“Sorry about the whole running-you-over thing and, uh, making you into a hood ornament.”
“I should probably do something to make it up to you.”
“As long as you don’t expect no 'man-loving’ afterwards.”
“It’s more of an adult thing. Nevermind.”
“Well, these are the co-ordinates he gave us…”
“Why do I feel dumber for even coming out here?”
“This is the worst set-up ever.”
“Maybe I’m missing something here.”
“We’re going to find out what’s really going on. Follow me.”
“I am not leaving. Until every one of these cakes. IS IN MY MOUTH.”
“You know, I really need a new dagger.”
“I don’t really get the whole beard thing. I mean I tried to grow a beard but I ended up taking off my pants too much.”
“Could you stop with the constant chattering for a few minutes? It’s making me wanna kill myself.”
“Trust me, there’s something about the sound of your voice… well, some would consider it to be the last thread on a very thin rope.”
“Well, maybe you’re taking the wrong approach?”
“Let’s say I were interested; how would you start the conversation?”
“So, how many people you got?”
“Uh, you don’t wanna tell them that… ever…”
“Well, what am I supposed to say?”
“You need to approach 'em like a man!”
“I don’t really do good at small talk…”
“Well, this was pointless.”
“Stop! We know you’re an imposter!”
“You want some of this?!”
“We’re getting our asses kicked! We need help!”
“…I should’ve worn a dress.”
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