“I could fix him”; “I could make him worse!” Why??????? Why all this DIY???? I just wanna stand over his shoulder and see what he can possibly fuck up next
Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005
Chapter Twenty-Three: Awkward First Meetings and Not Quite Goodbyes
Summary: Kent returns to Pelican Town, and the gang breaks into the abandoned JojaMart.
Overall Fic Summary:
Nate’s life is an absolute dumpster fire, but he gets a chance to turn his life around when he moves to Grandpa’s farm with his sister. He’s quickly swept away by the valley’s magical secrets and an incredibly distracting blond mullet.
Alternative title: Magical Realism and Lots and Lots of Gay Sex
[Updates Every Monday, usually]
Excerpt:
"Did your dad, uh . . . did he say anything about me, after we left?" Nate asks.
"No, but I think that's a good thing. And he actually said more words to you than he's said the whole time he's been back," Sam says.
The full moon shines down on the pair as they walk toward town, hands intertwined and swinging between them. Shadowy figures come into view at the base of the mountain path, the sound of quiet giggling carrying in the still night air.
"I don't know about this," Maru says, once the whole gang is together.
"You worry too much," Abby replies. "We'll be fine."
"What if we get caught?"
"Scatter," Nate says. "They can't catch us all."
"Who's they, anyway?" Sebastian asks. "No one's even awake." He makes a broad, sweeping gesture with his cigarette, the bright red cherry arcing through the darkness and highlighting the darkened windows of every house in town.
Breaking into an abandoned JojaMart is a lot less frightening that introducing your boyfriend to your dad. Or at least that's what Sam tells himself as the building looms ominously in the distance.
"I'll try again," Maru says, her eyes darting back and forth across the path. "Why are we doing this?"
"Shits . . . giggles, because we can?" Nate shrugs. He clicks on his flashlight and points it at the padlock on the front doors so Seb can see.
"Where'd you even learn to do that?" Maru asks as Sebastian takes out two long slender pieces of metal and starts picking the lock.
"Mind your business," he says. The lock clicks open.
Every clink of the chain as it uncoils from the door handles sends a little electric thrill through Sam. He can't help glancing around, waiting for someone to burst from the shadows and catch them in the act, but no one is there. They all quietly slip inside the store, one after the other.
Wangxian collab with @lunnitavaldez!! She drew the lineart for Wei Wuxian and painted Lan Wangji and the background, and I drew Lan Wangji and painted Wei Wuxian! This was so fun to make, thank you for reaching out to me to do the collab!
I missed drawing wangxian and I love how this turned out, the styles match so well 🥹
Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." -Mitch Hedberg
In all seriousness though, why do we think kids aren't capable of understanding complex concepts? If they're stupid now it's because we don't trust them to understand the things they're supposed to be learning during childhood.
The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!
This is my second attempt of making things move so I have no clue how to post it here. Still image and yap under readmore :3
Happy birthday to my unexpected muse!
I was severely artblocked for years until I played SDV and got hit over the head with inspiration by blonde pixel guitarist. I’ve not seen traits I have portrayed in such a casual and positive manner before, and it gives me so much joy. Never before did I create and reach out to form connection in a fandom so much! So, yay! Thanks Concerned Ape for cording this guy into your game, he makes me smile and try new things!
I headcanon July 17th to be his birthday, because he feels like a ‚middle of summer‘ type of guy to me. Plus, it makes him a Cancer, which suits him well in my opinion 💕
(Also also. Cancers and Taurus are a good match so I like it for ColaTea reasons as well).
This was made by redrawing the outlines twice, wiggling them around with the liquify tool, and going frame by frame for the cola.
ok so it might not seem like it but this was a four hour rush job this morning lmao
Happy Birthday Dianxia!
I wanted to paint his portrait like Hua Cheng would! But like more of a current reflection. I pulled outfit inspo from the official New Years /5th Anniversary art and my fav detail is that it goes hand in hand with this quote from the book:
"The Red-Robed Ghost King will dispel all the misfortune enveloping the Scrap Immortal and allow him to reveal his true appearance. You will be shocked to discover that the Scrap Immortal's color isn't dusty white—rather, it is shimmering gold."
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