#trans farmer

[woundedsoul12]

Art by @fernskullyarts

YALL!

@tarasmom my love my life wrote me my best birthday present I have ever received (I swear I don't pick favorites but I am in literal tears right now)

I love Shane x Farmer so much. And she worked in their whole backstory. So many little call backs. Just... the VIBES

I am still crying 😭😭😭😭

Wildflowers

[oddshro0m]

Chapter Seventeen: Birthday Boys Drink Free

[Alternative chapter title: Domo Arigato, Mr. Brobot-o]

Summary: Sam's birthday is full of surprises.

Overall Fic Summary:

Nate’s life is an absolute dumpster fire, but he gets a chance to turn his life around when he moves to Grandpa’s farm with his sister. He’s quickly swept away by the valley’s magical secrets and an incredibly distracting blond mullet.

Alternative title: Magical Realism and Lots and Lots of Gay Sex

[Updates Every Monday, usually]

beautiful wonderful art of Nate and Sam by @eemamminy-art

Excerpt:

"Alright, ready to go," Nate says, stepping out of the bathroom in a hoodie he hadn't been wearing before. It's his old hoodie— the one he told Nate to keep.

Sam's brow furrows in confusion. "What's with the hoodie? It's hot as balls outside."

Nate just grins and shakes his head, walking out the front door without a word. It has to be part of the surprise, but it's puzzling, and a bit concerning. Nate sucks in a breath as they walk down the gravel drive, already tugging at the front of the hoodie.

"Aren't you dying right now?" Sam asks.

"I'm fine," Nate assures him, smiling to cover up his obvious discomfort. "It's not even that hot."

"Sure," Sam says, drawing out the word. Because it is that hot. The sun is blazing above them as they walk, and even in his light t-shirt and shorts, Sam's sweating before they even make it past the bus stop.

But still, Nate soldiers on, seemingly determined not to acknowledge the fact that he's clearly about to overheat.

"Alright, dude, what's with the hoodie? Like, for real." Sam asks. He can see the sheen of sweat on Nate's forehead, and his cheeks have progressively gotten redder as they've been walking.

"It's the middle of the summer. Aren't you sweating under there?" he adds when Nate just shrugs.

"I am beginning to question the plan a little," Nate huffs. "I didn't realize it was gonna be this hot today."

"Can't you just take it off? You're making me sweat just looking at you," Sam says, tugging at the thin fabric of his t-shirt to get a little air circulating. It's so humid they might as well be swimming to the saloon.

"Nope. Not yet," Nate says. "I just have to commit to the bit now."

The hoodie is pretty big on Nate, and Sam can see the collar of a black t-shirt peeking out. That's nothing new. Nate owns plenty of black t-shirts— it's like half his wardrobe. But why is he hiding it? More secrets, on top of secrets. Sam cranes his neck to try and sneak a look down the front of the hoodie and Nate immediately pulls it up, shooting him a pointed look.

"Okay, okay," Sam says, raising his hands defensively. "Keep your secrets."

[octocup]

some doodles

[artoffenrad]

I’ve been thinking a lot of Stardew Valley in a post apocalyptic setting lately… it’s one of my favorite genre and I’ve been watching the walking dead again (and the last of us but I’m not up to date with the episodes).

But the idea of Pelican Town surviving all together ?? Barricading the town to keep monsters out ?? Everyone learning their new roles in the ends of time ?? And the whole thing with Shane still being suicidal but having to stay alive because people depend on him ?? The duality of wanting to die but not in the easy way by getting killed ?? I have FEELINGS

Also in this AU farmer Fen hasn’t join Pelican Town yet and they’re still in Zuzu city trying to survive and they will meet the town’s people later. Having to fit in the town during such an hard time ?? People not trusting them but them also being very traumatized by what happened in the city ?? It’s so interesting I can’t djjfjf

For now I’m mainly drawing everyone in a more dirty setting and finding weapons for everyone or just what role they would take on for the community. I hope I’ll post them regularly ? But please don’t forget I’m a disabled artist I sadly can’t draw as much as I want to :’)

[howtozuzu]

Some domestic nerds enjoying their time with their boyfriendsss!

The first one is a cuddle pile, inspired by @stardewitagain​ who made amazing headcanons for my beloved poly couple <33

The second one is us three enjoying a Christmas market. I have hot chocolate, Shane some cotton candy and Harvey some delicious borecole!! (idk about you guys but in germany you find it EVERYWHERE)

Also this:

Patreon | Ko-Fi | Discord

And for every naughty one, something udner the cut:

Again, inspired by @stardewitagain​ headcanons! Because they also gave me some hot once hehehe

The uncensored drawing sheet available for patreons!

Also some notes to this: 1. First time I draw myself actually trans and not as a cis guy and feeling halfway comfortable about it. 2. I’ve never drawn such a GOOD LOOKING kiss like the one of me and Harvey!!! 3. In the top left corner, it was originally meant to look like whipped cream but now it just looks like cum..... ALSO NICE B))

[pikaglove]

So today there were a couple preordered cakes laying around my bakery today. And one thing I like to do is look at them and see what kinda cake people buy. But there was this one that just had black and yellow stripes on it. And I think "hmm, wonder what this cake is." So I look at the order and I see the word "Trans farmer" written. And I am really confused, cause I have no idea what a trans farmer is. Like is it some sort of lgbt parody pride flag for trans people who like farming? Then the lady who ordered the cake stops by to order cupcakes, and asks to see the cake and she says "oh the decorator didn't do the face yet."

Now I'm really confused, what is this cake supposed to be? So after she's done with her order, I go to google what a trans farmer is. And then I realized.... it says "Transformer"!

[oddshro0m]

"I'm only gonna add like a small handful of chapters in the rewrite!!"

Me when I lie:

(the original Peace, Love, and Junimos only had 18 chapters ....)

[woundedsoul12]

Ok, I have to ask. What is Hot Dog about?

Congratulations you picked the only non Dragon Age one!! Thank you!!

Let's go to SDV. Little Shane x Trans female farmer. This is actually where the inspo for this commission came from

Yoba... did she look good this year. She knew Shane loved that dress. So short he could almost see the hickeys he left on the inside of her thighs last night. Those long tan legs grabbing the attention of everyone in town as her boots tread along the path from her house. When she promised him she was going to show out for this year's Egg Festival, she wasn't lying. He thought she just meant finally beating Abigail in the egg hunt. But damn if he didn't have other things on his mind as she shot him a coy smile and a wink. She said being with him was doing wonders for her confidence. And judging by the low cut of her dress, confidence was going to be hell on his jealousy.

So basically we start like this. And Haley and Abigail are giving him shit that he doesn't know what to do with a trans girl. Because they are jealous and want to be with the farmer. And being the bisexual disaster he is he's like 'really?' And then shoves an entire hotdog down his throat. To prove a point

It's utterly hilarious and cracky and i love it