benjiiii ✰

22 | nyc | he/they ❤ ur local scemo loser and boyfriend-aholic ❤ i write sometimes if that matters | 18+ pls, suggestive content multifandom but mostly bandom/sdv !!!

[benjineedssleep]

yo! it's benji! i'm your local scene emo loser and boykisser that spends most of his days yappin' online. figured i'd make a new intro or smth bc i've been here long enough to make myself a nice little nest. feel free to chill if you want :P

about me :3

i'm 22, my pronouns are he/they (heavy on he), and i have a couple of other names you might know me by (including goose!!!)

i'm autistic and my special interests are music and stardew valley (and my favorite bands are fall out boy, twenty one pilots, and origami angel hehe)! most of the stuff i talk about here will be about them

i have a rarely used sideblog for music stuff -> benjifuckinbusy

i'm chronically ill and have a lot of Moments ™️ mentally and physically so be easy on me pls <3

i like making friends!!! as long as you're 18+ feel free to hmu :3

cool and swag tags

#benji writes fanfic - top used tag, it's my dumping grounds

#benji writes original fic - rarely used, mostly for my oc/sdv farmer apollo :3

#baby seasons change but people don't - my sambastian long fic tag, usually referred to as 'seasons'

#benji babbles - ramble tag stolen from my side blog bc i'm a YAPPER

#benji draws??? - art tag for when i actually post art (very rarely...)

links you might want

benji's broken record - a non-chronological and unorganized playlist of songs i've had on repeat from 2017-now

benji's mp3 player - fic, character, and oc playlist masterlist!!!

benji's fic library - a masterlist of all my published fics on ao3!

fic recommendations - stuff that altered my brain chemistry hehe (WIP)

stardew valley headcanon masterlist - bc that's how this all started here omg... (WIP)

'seasons' post masterlist - everything about my sambastian long fic!!! (WIP)

[frienduccine]

I saw someone make one and I wanted to try it too for a warm up. I haven’t done a redraw that far back in a while

Sorry Elliott, you’re my comfort character; my victim 😈

This could’ve been a fun tag game, love to see how other people’s style has evolved and changed too. Template here if you’re interested tho 👀

Refs of my old art from those eras, I cringe sm 😭 but that means I have improved, so I’m thankful!

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[porgupiiga]

normal eveyday conversation between these two.

[epilogue0facarcrash]

why are you all so mean. it will not heal you

[i-am-a-fish]

when the belly has rolls

[hiveswap]

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

[pidgefudge]

[theoldness]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

[lady-dainty]

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

[catrad0rable]

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

[transcrowleyy]

this has layers, man

[redstonedust]

gripping the shoulders of every youtuber ever. look up that unfamiliar word before you pronounce it. especially if it's not a word from your native language but honestly double check the ones that are native to you if you've only seen them in writing. you will thank yourself later.

[redstonedust]

nostalgia bait is much less effective when you have memory problems. "hey its that thing from your childhood, don't you love thing from your childhood?" i wouldnt know </3 i forgor.

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended onAug 12

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[unheardoracle]

I love characters who are like "I'm a terrible person" but when you look closer it's more like

"I adapted to survive something and now I don't know how to stop being that version of myself."

[aonkeeper4]

me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

[heyitsmelinguini]

that’s mozilla herself

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken wimdows

[frankenmouse]

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[redstonedust]

"i know this show was made for children but i enjoy it too." > awesome and cool. watch whatever you want forever.

"i know it LOOKS like it was made for children but its SECRETLY for us. calling it a kids show is an insult cause kids could never understand these THEMES and EMOTIONS. we're the TRUE fans." > i dont think i trust your opinions. you seem lame as fuck.