I am Gladys

Ode to me

[liberalsarecool]

The #AllLivesMatter degenerates love the two-tier style of justice and complete disregard for children.

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[thememedaddy]

[nancydrewwouldnever]

Alexander McQueen for Givenchy Haute Couture Fall/Winter 1999-2000

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

[captain-flint]

A Hat Full of Sky – Terry Pratchett

[captain-flint]

requested by marigoldfaucet :)

[acorviart]

sometimes I think red arapaima scales look like closed eyelids

[woolay]

does ANYONE have the post where it’s like “You know you’re having a good phone call when you start walking around the room” and there’s like 4 pics of a guy standing on a washing machine and sitting upside down you know what I’m talking about

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[woolay]

thank you I love you

[redstonedust]

fucked up to me that some people dont let their pets on the furniture. you have this little guy in your house and youre not gonna let them sit on the couch with you? no kitty on the bed? incomprehensible.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[twofingerswhiskey]

he looks up. the roadrunner was the one at the switchplate

[msshadowqueen]

A Bug’s Life, 1998

[mortimermcmirestinks]

[caats]

[guerrillatech]

[thememedaddy]

[guerrillatech]

[guerrillatech]

[memewhore]

[suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat]

what baby elephant