woah there

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ticholasnesla]

[officialunitedstates]

What is the most American tv show

wipeout

[odwerd94]

@stenbrough on Finn Woldhard, 11/20/17:

"He's so hot! Why is his voice so bad!? He's so FUCKING hot!!"

[knightcore]

me: *neglects my duo lingo app*

The Duolingo Owl:

[verygaygirlfriendfoxmulder-deac]

me whenever a drawing doesnt go my way: that’s it. i lost all talent. i’m no longer able to make art. i peaked. this is it. this is the end of days

[glumshoe]

Female character: [unhinges jaw like a python and swallows minor antagonist alive while firing plasma jets from her nipples]

Male character: “Where did you learn to do that?!”

Female character: [smiles] “Well, I have three older brothers, you see.”

[felinehypocritical]

Heyy wyd bb

watching american vandal hbu ;))))))))))

[odwerd94]

liekk idk........... u kno;);););)))))))))))

[odwerd94]

Me: nobody ever compliments or appreciates me without prompting.... what did i do.... what am i doing wrong.......

Me: is an asshole

[odwerd94]

i was chillin with two of my friends and one of them got a reminder notification on her phone that said 'hate people' and obviously thought herself very relatable and edgy until i pointed out if you need a reminder to hate people you obviously not as edgy as the surface message implies.........

or maybe im just an asshole

[skrotchevo]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[daevite]

me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends

me, after indulging in aforementioned content:

[mindfulwrath]

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

[fallingtowers]

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

[cadoized]

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

fucka you

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

basard

[odwerd94]

y’all have your fancy drawing tablet and thingamajigs, but i have a capless pen with a squishy pig topper from my 4th grade book fair……… whos really better here?

[gh0stenthusiast]

[pyjamathyst]

Flute boy: “DON’T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.”

Bystander: “Wait, you-”

FB: “aAAAAHH”