the witch-king

Tar-Angmírë Mûrazôr, King of Angmar & Minas Morgul, Lord of the Nazgûl Independent Tolkien RP Character: canon-adjacent female Witch-King rules - the witch-king - about (OOC)

[askangmar]

Get highly coveted advice and answers from the Nazgûl who puts the “Romance” in “Necromancer”

[ttrtru]

@janitorofangband gave me a fun idea of a bunch of drunk Nazgul(+ Mouth) and I’ve uploaded an image for everyone at least once now so thought I might as well draw them together.

Weiterlesen

[askangmar]

Do you have a question or need advice?

Why not ask your friendly local Nazgûl

[bangmar]

Tar-Angmírë Mûrazôr, the Witch-king

Colored Pencil

[klaushargreeveses]

The Nine have left Minas Morgul. They crossed the River Isen on Midsummer’s Eve, disguised as riders in black

[hraicene]

aurorasmemes‌:

reblog this if you’re an indie roleplaying blog with both an LGBTQIA+ mun and LGBTQIA+ muse(s).

i’m trying to get an idea of how large portion of the indie rp community consists of queer muses being written and represented by queer people themselves. allies, don’t interact.

[askangmar]

Get highly coveted advice and answers from the Nazgûl who puts the “Romance” in “Necromancer”

[meanwhilebackinthedungeon]

Ralph Bakshi

[burkhanlig]

TAROT CARDS.

YOU GOT:  THE EMPEROR.

You love to be in charge. Yes, you can be a bit bossy, but you have an admirable ability to stand your ground and command a room. You might seem a bit closed off because of your tough exterior, but once you let people in you’re very dependable.

TAGGED BY:  @vezely (thanks again!) TAGGING: @brokenxstarlight, @sherohan, @jewelofnumenor, @of-angmar, @iduniel, and anyone else who wish to do it.

[of-angmar]

You got: Death

You can be a bit intense and find yourself drawn to dark and mysterious things. You’ve been through a lot and have probably seen your fair share of endings, but probably cope with it through humor. On top of that, you are surprisingly easygoing — you’re open to change, try not to let past baggage weigh you down, and seek out new experiences.

[askangmar]

Do you have a question or need advice?

Why not ask your friendly local Nazgûl

[askangmar]

Get highly coveted advice and answers from the Nazgûl who puts the “Romance” in “Necromancer”

[askangmar]

Ask a question and you might even get a picture of a nazgul in return. And an answer. What a bargain!

[of-angmar]

The Advice Nazgûl is In: @askangmar

[pipistrellus]

ok ok ok ok my favorite part so far in the book vs the movie is how in the BOOK when sauron’s Evil Servants are interrogating the gaffer about the whereabouts of Mister Baggins and frodo can only hear the gaffer’s side of the conversation but it ends with “no i can’t take any messages i’m sorry GOODNIGHT” 

…

im so happy a ringwraith asked sam’s dad if he could leave a message for Mister Baggins

[horrific ringwraith voice] CAN YOU AT LEAST TELL ME WHERE HE’S GETTING HIS MAIL FORWARDED

[thenoldorexile]

“Can you tell him The Witch-King stopped by? No, the… no. The WITCH-KING. WIT… Oh, forget it, you horrible little halfling.”

[aldalaure-blog]

I honestly don’t know which is funnier:

The nazgul pouring over everything they could find explaining hobbit customs so they would know how to properly ask after Baggins among his own people, screaming out blurbs about birthdays and “at your service” to each other like the most sinister library study group you could find

Or

The nazgul, hissing, in his breath that feels like despair and something somehow worse than death, to “Tellll Bagginssss–” only to be interrupted by Gaffer Gamgee telling him that he won’t take any messages and GOODNIGHT

[thenoldorexile]

I like to imagine what the Nazgûl might have been about to say. Like….

…what if the Witch-King just busts out a bottle of Smirnoff Ice and ices Gaffer Gamgee.

[thenoldorexile]

For those who are unfamiliar…

Icing (drinking game)

Icing is a drinking game in which certain individuals or groups of individuals are required to drink a bottle of Smirnoff Ice (original ice only). […] Participants are encouraged to come up with elaborate ways to present the Smirnoff Ice to their targets by hiding bottles in inconspicuous locations, or in situations where drinking it would be dangerous or embarrassing (e.g. before they attend a meeting). Failure to drink, no matter the circumstance, results in the victim owing one Smirnoff Ice to each of the other players. The game objective is to make someone consume an entire Smirnoff ice.

[thenoldorexile]

The part in the conversation where the Gaffer shuts down the Ringwraiths and tells them he won’t take any messages that you don’t hear is the part where the Witch-King pulls out a bottle of Smirnoff Ice and ices Sam’s dad while the other Nazgûl high five and cackle in the background about how great they are at pranks. 

[madgaybaggins]

Every single evil power of Middle Earth is gay

Melkor is the original Disaster Gay

His lover boy Sauron is distinguished gay

Ungoliant is a true lesbian icon

her descendant Shelob is a lesbian too (eat men exclusively)

Balrog (Durins Bane) is a butch dom lesbian

Witch-King of Angmar is in fact a lesbian too (perished by the hand of woman because no man can kill this powerful lesbian)

All other nazguls are gay

Saruman is old prissy gay

Smaug is gay dragon twink (and i somehow picture him looking like that crab from Moana)

the only non gay evil character is Grima Wormtongue who is an incel

[uhtcearemorning]

You forgot Tired Bisexual Thuringwethil who is Fed Up With Your Bullshit Mairon

And yeah all the dragons are glittery twinks

[thenoldorexile]

Absolute fact the Witch-King is a sword lesbian

I’ve written about it extensively

[of-angmar]

Called out by my own IRL self

[middleearthsource]

[of-angmar]

Tar-Angmírë, the Witch-King: character truths

BOLD = always / often ; ITALIC = sometimes

1. smoking: the action or habit of inhaling and exhaling the smoke of tobacco or a drug.

2. binge drinking: the consumption of an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time .

3. drug abuse: the habitual taking of illegal drugs .

4. nail biting: a common body language sign of anxiety / tension .

5. lip biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension .

6. night owl: a person who is habitually active or wakeful at night .

7. early bird: a person who rises, arrives, or acts before the usual or expected time .

8. negative attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with criticism & pessimism .

9. positive attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with optimism & confidence.

10. swearing: the use of offensive language.

11. superstitious: an irrational belief that an object, action, or circumstance not logically related to a course of events influences its outcome.

12. inspecting fingernails: a common body language sign of boredom .

13. scratching your neck: a common body language sign of uncertainty .

14. foot and finger tapping: a common body language sign of stress / impatience.

15. nose touch: a subtle body language sign of deceit.

16. flipping hair: a common body language sign of craving attention.

17. twirling hair: a common body language sign of flirtation .

18. cracking knuckles: a common body language sign of readiness .

19. hands behind back: a common body language sign of confidence .

20. finger pointing: a common body language sign of authority .

21. hands on hips: a common body language sign of readiness .

22. hands in pockets: a common body language sign of mistrust / reluctance .

23. frequent touch: a common body language sign of warmth / familiarity .

24. throat clearing: a common body language sign of rejection / doubt .

25. jaw - clenching: a common body language sign of hostility .

26. eye - rolling: a common body language sign of irritation .

27. head - tilt: a common body language sign of interest .

28. whistling: to emit high - pitched sound by forcing breath through a small hole between one’s lips or teeth; usually to a tune .

29. humming: make a low, steady continuous sound like that of a bee; usually to a tune.

30. perfectionism: refusal to accept any standard short of perfection.

31. photographic memory: the ability to remember information or visual images in great detail.

32. paranoia: a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self - importance, typically worked into an organised system.

33. exaggeration: a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is .

34. intuitive: using or based on what one feels to be true even without conscious reasoning; instinctive.

35. quick-witted: showing or characterized by an ability to think or respond quickly & effectively.

36. interrupting: breaking the continuity of a conversation with one’s own statements .

37. doodling: to scribble or make rough drawings, absentmindedly .

38. irritable: having or showing a tendency to be easily annoyed .

39. gambling: to play games of chance for money; bet

40. travel - sick: suffering from nausea caused by the motion of a moving vehicle, boat, or aircraft.

41. sensitive: having or displaying a quick & delicate appreciation of others feelings .

42. melancholy: a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause .

43. chewing gum: the exercise of chewing flavored gum which is not intended for swallowing.

44. fidgeting: to make small movements, especially of the hands & feet, through nervousness or impatience .

45. skeptical: not easily convinced; having doubts or reservations .

46. neat - freak: compulsively obsessed with cleanliness .

47. gossiping : divulging personal information about others .

48. prim: feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper; stiffly correct.

49. abbreviating: giving others nicknames / shortening names / giving pet names .

50. having a catchphrase: having a sentence or phrase typically associated with a specific person.

STOLEN FROM: @jewelofnumenor

TAGGING: @favouriteservant gotta tag the other witch-king I suppose

[jewelofnumenor]

Happy Holidays, everyone!

Tar-Míriel and @of-angmar, enjoying a moment in the snow together.