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[wexlaw-blog]

❝But you decided to disregard that thought track?❞ 

[ofacto-blog]

❝ y'know I’m not a very self conscious guy. ❞

[askthepiemaker-blog]

                    ❝ I WAKE PIES & MAKE THE DEAD…                                      …THAT WAS CREEPY. ❞

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[wexlaw-blog]

❝Ever consider the ‘he’s avoiding you’ possibility?❞ 

[ofacto-blog]

❝ it did cross my mind at some point... ❞

[eloiseclarke]

“Assuming I’d want to find out, that is.”

[ofacto-blog]

❝ well, heh--- you did just ask me. ❞

[eloiseclarke]

“Oh, by all means, do go on! How about you stud-muffin? You praisin’ Jesus while lying on your back? Ha!”

[ofacto-blog]

❝I don’t flapjack kiss an’ tell. you’d have to find out yourself, sweetheart. ❞

[eloiseclarke]

“Trust me, nobody could afford what I’m having. It’s a side of nothing.”

[ofacto-blog]

❝ i don’t believe that! pretty girl like you? ❞

[lemonheadedsucka-blog]

   you don’t look any older    than fifty-one, just being    honest here.

[ofacto-blog]

❝ pha! fifty-one?? nice try. shoot lower, next time. ❞

[eloiseclarke]

“In the throes of passion, sure. Y-y-yes! Oh-oh-oh! G-G-God! YES!”

[ofacto-blog]

❝ i’ll have what she’s having... ❞

[ofacto-blog]

❝ i’m still having trouble getting barack obama’s speech writer on the phone.. ❞

[controlyourface-deactivated2018]

I think we’re heading in the wrong direction…

[bettercallslippinjimmy-blog-dea]

[eloiseclarke]

“Did you know that assuming I don’t have a stutter is just as offensive as thinking I’m only using it as an example?”

[ofacto-blog]

❝ do you really have a stutter?? ❞

[lemonheadedsucka-blog]

   flap-jacks. are you    t w e l v e, dude ??

[ofacto-blog]

❝ i’m older than you, bucko. show some respect for your elders. ❞

[miisterbluesky]

“Wait, you can actually get arrested for fuckin’ swearin’? You’re shittin’ me, right? And… how exactly does sayin’ ‘flap jacks’ instead of ‘fuck’ make you an upstandin’ citizen?”

[ofacto-blog]

❝ they thought they could, but as long as you aren’t using any threats in your filthy mouth, you’re as free as a bird. no one really gets offended by a man screaming flap jacks, do they? ❞

[eloiseclarke]

“Yeah, I think the elongated ‘ffffff’ didn’t help sell the fact. But hey, could just be a speech impediment like a s-s-stutter.”

[ofacto-blog]

❝ did you know stuttering in use of an example is just as offensive to people who stutter, as just doing it without example? ❞