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❝But you decided to disregard that thought track?❞
❝ y'know I’m not a very self conscious guy. ❞
❝ I WAKE PIES & MAKE THE DEAD… …THAT WAS CREEPY. ❞
indie ned the pie maker blog written by robert
❝Ever consider the ‘he’s avoiding you’ possibility?❞
❝ it did cross my mind at some point... ❞
“Assuming I’d want to find out, that is.”
❝ well, heh--- you did just ask me. ❞
“Oh, by all means, do go on! How about you stud-muffin? You praisin’ Jesus while lying on your back? Ha!”
❝I don’t flapjack kiss an’ tell. you’d have to find out yourself, sweetheart. ❞
“Trust me, nobody could afford what I’m having. It’s a side of nothing.”
❝ i don’t believe that! pretty girl like you? ❞
you don’t look any older than fifty-one, just being honest here.
❝ pha! fifty-one?? nice try. shoot lower, next time. ❞
“In the throes of passion, sure. Y-y-yes! Oh-oh-oh! G-G-God! YES!”
❝ i’ll have what she’s having... ❞
❝ i’m still having trouble getting barack obama’s speech writer on the phone.. ❞
I think we’re heading in the wrong direction…
“Did you know that assuming I don’t have a stutter is just as offensive as thinking I’m only using it as an example?”
❝ do you really have a stutter?? ❞
flap-jacks. are you t w e l v e, dude ??
❝ i’m older than you, bucko. show some respect for your elders. ❞
“Wait, you can actually get arrested for fuckin’ swearin’? You’re shittin’ me, right? And… how exactly does sayin’ ‘flap jacks’ instead of ‘fuck’ make you an upstandin’ citizen?”
❝ they thought they could, but as long as you aren’t using any threats in your filthy mouth, you’re as free as a bird. no one really gets offended by a man screaming flap jacks, do they? ❞
“Yeah, I think the elongated ‘ffffff’ didn’t help sell the fact. But hey, could just be a speech impediment like a s-s-stutter.”
❝ did you know stuttering in use of an example is just as offensive to people who stutter, as just doing it without example? ❞