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dincsaurman:

“ – Look, YES. I’m technically a tourist. But if you call me ‘SIR’ one more time and attempt to direct me towards the visitor’s center, I’m gonna cause a scene. I’ve probably been here longer than you have. You’ll probably get DEVOURED by velociraptors by this time next week.”

“is that so, SIR? how about instead of taking you to the visitor's center as this man was going to, i will take you to security instead. or would you prefer i take you to the daycare center? i heard they teach manners PERFECTLY there.”

#{ &&. dincsaurman. }#{ &&. thread. }#{ hi im lama and tbh let him be pls #she's just trying to act tough but lbr she's a lil shit }

hqpoppy:

“i really hope you are NOT talking to me. i haven’t said anything to you so, maybe you’ve got the wrong person or i took someone else’s place while your back was turned, but you need to CALM the hell down, okay? please, breath, yeah?”

“i don’t know, nor does it matter because i’m currently in the process of working and i simply cannot focus with all this chaos going on. so, again, i will ask you KINDLY to keep the noise down if it’s you causing it.”

#{ &&. hgpoppy. }#{ &&. thread. }

admotley:

“Hi, I’m Adam and I work as a herbivore herder. It’s not a dangerous job. Herbivores are animals that exist mainly on a diet of plants or algae, so there’s a low chance they would eat my arm”

“interesting but i’m not really here on information regarding the animals we create. i want full details on how their diet is affecting their moods, movement and so on.”

#{ &&. admotley. }#{ &&. thread. }#{ hi hey i'm lama and i apologize for her shes a grumpy woman }

dawn-moreau:

“Uh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to disturb you, I know, I ask way too many questions. I can’t help it. I’m… new.”

“no, no. it’s my bad. i didn’t mean to come off as rude but i’m just, i suppose i’m easily annoyed. what’s your name?”

#{ &&. dawnmoreau. }#{ &&. thread. }

greysaurx:

“I… Nope. I was just informed that you possibly have some new Velociraptor eggs? Just wanted to take a look– I rarely find myself in the labs… Sorry your day isn’t going so well.”

“oh, yes. i think someone mentioned something about the velocripator eggs. i do have them and they’re over there. --- need’t apologize. i’m just rather grumpy today with the amount of kids roaming around.”

#{ &&. greysaurx. }#{ &&. thread. }

lanyxcurry:

Lany glanced at the woman as she had walked in. “If you have a problem, then that’s on you. Don’t complain about it, they’re curious that’s all. Just answer and go with it. But it is interesting to learn about the creatures that are around.”

“oh, no, no. that is not on me. i’m no tour guide. i don’t have to answer any stupid questions if i want to and i sure as hell can complain as much as i’d like. if they wanted to learn more, they have google for that. or they could do the normal thing and not ask the first person they run in to. i make them, i don’t have to explain how do i do that, or how they survive.”

#{ &&. lanyxcurry. }#{ &&. thread. }

lyncurryalt:

“Whoa, chill. I’m not here to ask you how dinosaurs breathe or what they eat, unfortunately.” He stated, raising his hands in a surrender position. “I’m just here to ask if you got a group of, like, sixteen year olds come by? They were drowning me in questions about the T-Rex, didn’t know if Jackson was over with them, so I told the kids to come to you.“

the brunette raised an eyebrow curiously at him, tilting her head aside before nodding. “so, you sent ‘em here? no, jackson was not with them but a group of sixteen year olds certainly did come by. you can tell by my horrible mood that they managed to somehow piss me off with their stupid questions. “

#{ &&. lyncurryalt. }#{ &&. thread. }

httpsolive:

“uh–yeah. i have a question. what exactly does gallimimus eat?”

“google it.”

#{ &&. httpsolive. }#thre

drcrick:

“This is why I don’t deal with any kids. Anyhow – I’m taking my lunch break now and I’m going out, I was wondering if you want to join me or not.”

“oh. my bad. i seem to be having a bad day. damn kids and their stupid questions. i don’t see why should they be allowed to look at us as we work. it’s not like we’re circus monkeys. but, yes. i’d love to join you for lunch.”

#{ &&. drcrick. }#{ &&. thread. }#{ it's official #ily frozen is my life #bUT PLOTS YES I LOVE ME SOME PLOTS }

abel-zhang:

“Yeah, you need to calm down. Some people are trying to work over here and the last thing I need is for you to complain about me getting up to grab some water. Take it to the bathroom, okay?”

“if you’d make less noise, then there certainly wouldn’t be a problem. but as you’ve said, some people are trying to work here and the constant sound of moving is VERY distracting.

#{ &&. abelzhang. }#{ &&. thread. }#{ scientists ftw ayyyyy #that means we must plot }

misskathgifs

#*#{ &&. my level of tolerance is queued. }

“i’d be able to focus more if everyone would STOP going in and out. not everyone has the patience to deal with a thousand kid everyday, wondering what do dinosaurs eat, or even how do they bloody breath. --- NOW, is there anything else you’d like??”

#nublarstarter #{ hii im lama and this is carlson #she's a bit of a grump???#and she's v anti-social tbh #idk im still figuring her out so yes but but don't let that scare you off ! }