Of Cats and Caffeine

Expect journalism puns and dry humor. Can't work in the news without them. There will be fandom nonsense also, and I'm not sorry. welcome to the strange blog of a copy editor, designer, photographer and general newsroom bum.

[ofcatsandcaffeine]

My one coworker watched me make a meal out of gushers and orange pop today and I was like I swear I'm an adult

[justanothergreyface]

(via The Geek Strikes Back’s FB page via George Takei)

I have no idea how to use the screwdriver. I’d be a rotten shot with the phaser. I KNOW I’d hurt myself with the lightsaber. There’s no way I’m worthy to lift Mjolnir. The wand is interesting but requires an education I do not have. No clue how to use the pokeball. And I’d like to think I’m intelligent enough to NEVER NEVER NEVER PICK UP THE ONE RING. 

Green Lantern ring it is. They run on imagination, and I have a decent one.

[ofcatsandcaffeine]

The lightsaber. If you have an energy field that can cut through anything, all you need then is a list of demands

[ofcatsandcaffeine]

I should have realized it was a Doctor Who email I'm such a fucking nerd Also who even are you people how do I still have followers

[ofcatsandcaffeine]

Oh my dear god I remembered how to log in

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

Me and a friend were running around as SMG snipers and saying military jargon in the voice chat. We can’t remember why we started.

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

Guess what’s finally here.

[gimmeblood]

he was invisible and stuck at spawn

[ilona-art]

Number 2 Sniper Mugs (based of the End of the Line Movie) now availale on my Redbubble as well as the Number one ones!

http://www.redbubble.com/people/tornadotwist/works/13250724-sniper-number-2-mug

[ofcatsandcaffeine]

I NEED BOTH

SOMEONE BUY ME THEM FOR CHRISTMASSSS

[ubercharge]

PSA: Medic

[ofcatsandcaffeine]

This is what I look like when I play Medic

I hope all you 'e' spammers know that

[vaulthunterexe-archive-deactiva]

[peachmelbatoast]

Sniper:  :/

[ofcatsandcaffeine]

He'll be okay he's #1 Sniper

[a-bloody-fruit-shop-owner]

hi i’m the pyro and welcome to jackass

[ubercharge]

"hey i have an idea"  "does it involve shooting bottles off our drunk teammate?"  "you bet your ass it does"  "i’m in"

[sc0ut]

[ofcatsandcaffeine]

TF2 HAS CATS IT IS NOW COMPLETELY RELEVANT TO THIS BLOG

[llttlemermaid]

OHHHH MY GODDDD I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA DO BLACK FACE BUT IT TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

[hautecoutureheaux]

spread this like wildfire

[cutting-will-always-be-my-life]

All credit goes to - japharts

**Trigger warning**

This, literally, is dead on exactly how I feel, and probably a lot of you guys too.

[clamperls]

if you ever wonder why I’m surprised when you call me your friend or when you say you want to hang out or when you say you miss me

[onlycatgifs]

[newscatgif]

How I feel when I have a huge story and the editor says to keep it to 300 words via onlycatgifs

[ofcatsandcaffeine]

That’s when you write it how you want and hand it to a copy editor. Oh this story is too long? Not anymore it’s not

[naughtypyrojack-deactivated2017]

….I would feel awful and scared they would cut out all my details

[ofcatsandcaffeine]

Oh no, we only cut fluff