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Phoenix || they/it/he

Welcome to the main house of the Chimeras:

If you're confused as to why this FFXIV blog is following you, it's prob because of my multi-fandom blog @chimerapartyhouse

This unfortunate main has now been reworked for the fourth time and is for posting whatever I want. AKA, my OCs and a lot of FFXIV related stuff.

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#I have crippling social anxiety so sorry if I come off as weird #also if you give the the clear to draw your character(s) I honestly will likely doodle them #I love seeing cool character designs more than anything #especially with 'smaller' accounts that are simply vibing doing their thing #main pin

chryza

The Blessing of Light is something that is intentionally left pretty vague by the story, probably as another way to let the player fill in the gaps with whatever they want, and while sometimes this manifests in the story treating the blessing like a bodysuit of kevlar, I think the much more interesting interpretation is to go full whump with it and establish that the only rule is that the warrior of light cannot die. Aside from the subplot in post-ARR/HW being more interesting with the real threat of death now upon them, it just adds so much sauce. We can magick away the possibility of their head getting chopped off with the superhuman reflexes Hydaelyn hath granted, and so it is very delicious to imagine someone who, rather than being unable to be meaningfully injured, is instead able to just keep going despite catastrophic bodily harm. The warrior of light just keeps fucking going, no matter how much they may wish they were dead. More blood than humanly possible spilling out onto the ground, face pale, hands shaking, still moving with eerie grace and agility, screaming with pain every time they bring another desperate strike down? Thats the good shit.

saanphoenix2

I recall the devs saying that party wipes in a dungeon are just the WoL having Echo visions on what Not to fucking do, implying that they hallucinate their death repeatedly before triumphing.

Which is equally, "That's rough buddy."

the-wardens-torch

A young WoL preemptively seeing themself get incinerated by Ifrit.

#the devs said WHAT #also correct headcanon I'm here for it #get in the reblog

voidsentprinces

You know with the Limsan Aetheryte Plaza and the Quicksands always packed and even the Forgotten Knight sometimes used as a meeting ground. I am surprised there aren't more server wide bar fights that break out. To wit, how would your OC do in a bar fight?

I mean they started it and aim to finish it, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

The loss of ale must be AVENGED! By someone else, they're already knocked out.

Best part of a bar is everything is weapon and crafty they are.

Just gonna find a sturdy table and keep drinking under it as I watch.

Quick while they're distracted! HOP THE COUNTER AND RUN OFF WITH THE ALE!

I mean they'll do alright but don't expect them to be a one person army

See this is why we order from ChocoEats...lets get the fuck outta here

They'll try, they may trip and knock themselves out from cluminess be A for effo

They can last at least ten minutes, after which the ale or a chair will do em in

I'M THE WHITE MAGE WHOSE GONNA BURN YOUR TAVERN DOWN!...with the lemons.

Congrats, the tavern has become magic combat practice.

Motherfuckers can't break my shield, so I continue to read with livelier ambienc

Voting ended onMar 1

#nixmaut would likely “accidentally” start it #get full choas going #then sneak off cause ninja was its first combat profession #if in limsa it's gonna make a killing in the morning if people come crawling for greasy hangover food

softscales

What's your favorite ffxiv boss earworm tagline?

It can be from a dungeon, raid, trial, doesn't matter.

I know I won't remember them all but I looove:

"Filthy Rats!" "Slopeeh!" "I'll erase you." "Begone." "Shine brilliant for me!" "I am the emissary, and I shall never die."

Please tell me your faves! I must know

#MY BLADE SINGS #and #Scurry and Scatter #live rent free so hard it's embarrassing #any time any similar mechanic happens I say the appropriate line out loud #vocal stims are weird man still getting used to the concept of it

asleepinawell

on a scale of emet selch to lahabrea how well does your fave handle getting told they'll become a genocidal lunatic in the future

emet selch: first of all FUCK YOU second of all fuck you and fuck azem i would never do any of that you know NOTHING about me you uncultured little worm who doesn't own an air fryer i hate you and i have NEVER overreacted to anything in my life ever i refuse to even entertain this idea.... AND ANOTHER THING....etc

lahabrea: yeah that sounds like me lol

#nixmaut: “sad. but I'd be weirder if I didn’t.”

My not-quite sin eater AU idea.

#don't ask how bro turns from elf to lizard #i'm still fanta-ed rn and it's giving me brainrot #nixmaut feniksaire #ffxiv art #ffxiv #my art #chimeras of light AUs

#two fool mages who don't know what left is vs one robot that does #ffxiv #ffxiv art #my art #nixmaut feniksaire

Was going to make a bunch of "journal entries" as I progressed with my NA alt, but quickly gave up on that idea.

#scrapped idea #I can't remember where I got the “stickers” from ; ;#the character has been fanta-ed since then too

Scrapped YT thumbnail cause I didn't know I needed to enter my phone number to use a custom one.

#scrapped art #my art

These two have the strangest relationship.

#nixmaut feniksaire #zenos yae galvus #ffxiv #my art #Having Zenos live post EW and be “dating” (baby sat) by the current WoL is endlessly amusing to me #Then the previous holder of the WoL title (who is practically the current one's dad) has to help out on occassion #Being stuck with Zenos 24/7 must be often grating #The two find compremises when it comes to that #and have this ongoing joke of calling each other 'in-law'#Mostly to wind up Eva cause she can't handle hearing it at all #fellas is it normal for your not-boyfriend to be obsessed with getting his ass kick by your surrogate father?

astraeatheexile-deactivated2026

After seeing the discourse over the announcement that Viera and Hrothgar were getting hats, I can't stay quiet about it anymore.

I say this as a Viera player who mods and also uses the hat mod. but I will also still play the game without them and continue to enjoy what the game itself offers.

Is it perfect? No. Can it be better? Always. However, I play XIV because I love the game for what it is. I mod to enhance that experience and to see my characters for how I've always pictured them to be.

What I don't do is sit around and bitch about mods being down every patch day, refuse to play until they're back up (100% in total understanding of people who use mods to improve accessibility in the game), wine about how the devs can't make things work the same way modders do, use mods that just play the game for me so I have more time to goon to other people's characters and fucking Christ I could go on for hours!

#i might regret writing this down but man #i used to be in a group where modding got so bad that it's all people would do #just browsing and trying out mods never actually playing the game itself #bro I've got 12 retainers to max out sales on and content to farm #i ain't waiting for your jiggly ass cheeks to get ready for roulettes #when dt came out I deleted my entire mods folder and now keep it to the bare minimum and have been back to the same efficieny before mods #and I don’t give af if mods are down i lived without them for 3 years I can go a few days without

Aaaaahhhhhhh

Second year but doing it properly this time!! Yell me your username and I will look!

Making custom art for the card was a mistake. Still setting stuff up but will be ready just before the first day most likely.

#art fight 2025 #artfight2025

Me and my co-owner have offically opened up our FC! Any people looking for a welcoming space on Raiden are free to hit me up.

I'm happy to be trying it out! The hope is mostly to meet and befriend more accepting people.

#ffxiv #ffxiv fc #free company #light raiden #ffxiv light #ffxiv raiden

spinning cat mom

#ffxiv #other's wol #joke #still learning how to navigate animation on krita

alannah-corvaine

Six years later Emet-Selch with a gun continues to be the funniest thing in the whole game

#it is forever a scene I consistently laugh at #it also is the moment I fell in love with emet #magic man pulled a glock and shot a catboy what more could you want in a man

#struggling with finishing the tataru week #this is a scrapped piece for the business prompt #tataru taru #ffxiv #my art

TataruWeek2025 | Day 3: Vacation

The two workaholics business owners eventually heard word of their Warrior's triumphs in Tural and agreed to a surprise trip to say hello to their comrades still lingering and see the sights. Unsurprising, a chunk of it got taken up by learning from the Pelupelus in their own businesses. Much to Eva's exasperation.

#tataruweek2025 #tataru taru #nixmaut feniksaire #eva saga-eir #gpose #ffxiv #there's no way these two are good at 'relaxing' cause work *is* their fun #they likely got split at some point cause Nix gets distracted by fishing easily #next thing Tataru knows she's got this sopping wet elezen with her cause it decided to try picking a fist fight with the fish #and she just laughs and goes along with it

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