I write sin not tragedy

Current work: A Tack of Titans aka: Grand Theft Titan (Wall Rose Edition) aka: Keith Shadis Accidentally Adopts at Least a Dozen Teenagers

[saintvainglorious]

Fics I Enjoyed November-December

7 fics total. Includes fics from the following fandoms: Attack on Titan

A Tack of Titans by ofcorsetstrash/@ofcorsetstrash Attack on Titan | Gen | 64k | Mature | Part 1 of A Tack of Titans

"Your cadet corps is insane! What is wrong with them!?" Shadis sighed. "Was it the argument about fighting a thousand duck-sized titans or one titan-sized duck?" "What? No…" "Was it the fact that half of them are convinced that the other half are werewolves?" "…No, I-" "Was it Eren and Krista doing their creepy mind-meld thing?" The Sergeant sighed in defeat. "No." "Oh… was it-" "They were talking about how attractive they find the Armored Titan." Shadis let out a single dry bark of laughter. "Yeah. I ignore those discussions on purpose."

A Broken Heart's Resolve by TheSeasonOfWinter Attack on Titan | Gen | 43k | Not Rated | Part 1 of "Kill What You Can't Save" Verse

The power of the Attack Titan is not something any Eren, past or present, had ever really understood. Which was why Eren Jaeger, age nineteen, found himself thrown back into 850 with the old Levi Squad about to set off on their last expedition. That's also why Eren Jaeger, age fifteen, found himself on an airship beyond the walls in the middle of a war he helped start after he only just beat Annie in a titan fight and got news that there was a breach in Wall Rose.

Don't Speak Against the Sun by appleapple/@appleapplepeach Attack on Titan | Levi Ackerman/Eren Jaeger | 19k | Mature

Erwin thinks Levi and Eren are spending too much time together.

Grounded by appleapple/@appleapplepeach Attack on Titan | Levi Ackerman/Eren Jaeger | 22k | Mature

The one where Eren goes on a drunken Titan rampage and gets grounded for a year.

Unexpected by appleapple/@appleapplepeach Attack on Titan | Levi Ackerman/Eren Jaeger | 9k | Explicit

The one where Eren turns into a girl.

Holiday by appleapple/@appleapplepeach Attack on Titan | Levi Ackerman/Eren Jaeger | 5k | Mature

prunus persica

These Weren't Memories by mongoose_bite/@mongoose-bite Attack on Titan | Levi Ackerman/Eren Jaeger | 24k | Explicit

Eren Jaeger had spent the last two weeks tending and nursing a huge fucking crush, and Levi had been the one stupid enough to plant the seed in whatever hormonal abscess passed for a teenaged heart.

[ofcorsetstrash]

yaaaaaaaaaaay!

[ofcorsetstrash]

I was going through some old Docs/WIPs and I found my

Kylux AU Idea Dump

(I wasn't even into Attack on Titan at the time...but i still nailed it.)

Attack On Titan AU: kylo ren’s incompetence gets so many people killed that Hux ends up just killing him and no one even complains

The Last Airbender AU: (IN SPACE)

Dr. Horrible AU: kylo: these are not the hammer you are looking for, Hux. …. The hammer is my- Hux: yes, I get it, shut up

Soul Eater AU: Hux is a fantastic Meister who has excellent precision and control over his soul’s wavelength. Kylo is a Weapon (broadsword?) who cannot resonate with anyone else. Also, he hates his dad.

Sherlock AU: this one could go either way, really. Sociopathic detective Ren with war hero hux OR clinical and meticulous detective Hux with snarky gun-happy Ren.

Undertale AU: I dunno who hux would be but imagine with me for a moment Kylo Ren as Metatton. When you’ve got legs like these…

Teen Wolf AU: I don’t even know what roles they would play, the thought just cracks me up. Maybe the Skywalkers are the Hale family, Rey is Scott and Finn is… Stiles? I dunno. And Kylo is Derek. Hux is Lydia. HA!

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles AU: on second thought… no. Don’t do this. It would be horrible. Can you even imagine? Hux would be a clone of Palpatine, but also Obi-Wan is also Palpatine? And the entire conflict is centered around the fact that Darth Plageuis loved Yoda so much that Yoda is now immortal against his will so he just sits in his swamp granting people wishes. Luke is actually Anakin’s clone and so is Kylo Ren but then Kylo goes back in time to save Hux, fails, goes back again and accidentally becomes Darth Vader himself, making himself his own grandpa and Hux is Luke and Leia’s mom. Padme can see the future so she noped out of all this shit and is living a comfortable life on Naboo in a lesbian polyamorous relationship with all her handmaidens. Uncle Owen is actually Darth Nihilus but he got control of his powers so he could raise Luke as the son he never got to have. He really died in a freak moisture-farming accident. Leia records everything on her holocam for posterity bc otherwise no one would believe it. Phasma is sabotaging everyone bc she knows everything except the fact that Snoke killed her twin sister.

[ofcorsetstrash]

every time I read a fanfic where Captain Levi's facial expression is described as a "smirk" it makes me want to roll around in sharp rocks unless we're talking au levi literally never smirked in his life i think his face would break

[ackermannrot]

he can’t catch a fucking break

[skullywullypully]

The brawn protecting the brain.

[immanime]

Attack on Titan Brave Order

[ofcorsetstrash]

Somehow, my current work writing a Tack of Titans is both of these images

An aesthetic collage of human dynamics, our relationship with morality and each other, the effect of both knowledge and freedom on the psyche...

And memes

[ofcorsetstrash]

Spoilers for how I imagine the end of my current WIP is gonna go

Like...Eren...my dude...Hannes doesn't get paid enough for this

[ponury-grajek]

The rumbling started because Reiner said "no" : (

[ofcorsetstrash]

thanks for the unholy noise I made from seeing this with my eyeballs

[fromriches-tosin]

go, go AOT raccoons

[shirmirart]

a "what if" kind of situation...

[ofcorsetstrash]

*heavy breathing* i want this au so badly

[ofcorsetstrash]

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

For anyone who thinks that Attack on Titan just needed a little bit more Amnesia and Squad Dynamics.

Or anyone who wants their faves to have a happy ending.

Or anyone who thinks Jean Kirstein is a monsterfucker.

[dreamyeuphoricll]

Terrific Artwork by Neight🔥🖤🤍🤍

[ofcorsetstrash]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Deleted my earlier attempt, so I'm trying again :)

I have way too many possible summaries I could give this current passion project...

~Eren lived ready to fight; anyone, anytime, for whatever reason. He'd punch a titan. He'd bite an over-confident Garrison soldier. He looked at the hand he was dealt by life and challenged life to an arm-wrestling match. Death would have to take him in his sleep, if Death ever dared. Eren would fight you, her, him, them, alone or all at once. He was ready to fight god. Hell, he'd fight himself, if that bastard from the future ever showed his damn face again...

~"Are you with the Survey Corps?"

"No. I stole this entire uniform for fun."

"Oh, you must be Captain Levi!"

~This is the Schrodinger's Time-Travel Fix-it Non-Werewolf Feral-104 Chaotic-Energy Eldritch-Horror Hurt/Comfort/Comedy Crack-Fic you haven't been looking for but definitely need.

~Thomas first, then Nac. Mina next, then Myles. Armin, almost…then Marco…

~The world was cruel and beautiful, and perhaps the cruelest and most beautiful thing in it was Eren himself.

[esli-art]

Little meme drawing 🤗

May 21st 2022

[kozukeneo]

Hey king ✨

[abrabloodycadabra]

The Holy Trinity 🛐🛐

Redrawing of this ✨