I'm so awkward it's not even funny.

My name's Faye :) I'm fucking old. non-binary and just reopened this app for the first time in like 5 years. Feel free to say hi

[ace-through-space]

Ann Zhao, Dear Wendy

[ofcourseimawkward]

I've realized I can vague post again.

Fuck my dad and his bullshit ✌️

[oneheadtoanother]

[mohnblumesworld]

[controlresonant]

[important-animal-images]

[stevenjgarza]

Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

[jack-the-lion]

Yes please, little worm friend

[vexwerewolf]

Why is the good luck phrased like a threat

[peachdoxie]

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

[electrictopaper]

this gold shouldn't stay in the comments

[commandersheena]

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[drizzit]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!

[insinirate]

[writing-prompt-s]

Ever since the witch was punished for her “sins,” your village had been through hell.

[sandmandaddy69]

[dankmemecentral1]

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

[joeyclaire]

*watches a movie* *goes and reblogs a gifset of it on tumblr so i can let everyone on tumblr know i watched a movie*

[joeyclaire]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Technically, we didn’t kill them. They died of their injuries.

-Sorcerer, after casting firebolt on two sleeping goblins

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

Person working at animal crossing headquarters: hey boss there's a lot happening the 5th of November I think we should move the update to earlier

Boss: oh? Why, what's happening?

Person, thinking about how it's the anniversary of when we all thought Cas telling Dean he loved him killed Putin: ......................................................................ABBA

[b1rdonawire]

the 48 hours after we learned trump had coronavirus was the national equivalent of having a substitute teacher in middle school

[gxndjdgdb]

who is tim horton and why does everyone in canada know him

[bubblegloopswamp-deactivated201]

oh ya timmy’s just a good bud there eh

[gxndjdgdb]

what does this say

[eatingmorepizzathanyouare]

my grandma dated tim horton