[swarnpert]

youtube to mp3 converters have done more for this country than the military ever will

[handsomedogs]

[drearyhours]

my favorite trope is the thing star trek does where when a character lists something and they’ll list real things/people but add 1 thats fictional, like “great writers such as shakespeare, robert frost, edgar allan poe and zaxar the giant rat man“

[thesubcon10ent]

Idk anything about Star Trek and this trope is absolutely hilarious but I’m also a big fan of the opposite of this trope, where the character is listing things that aren’t real but they’ll add 1 thing that’s real at the end

[declinate]

[demi-charmedlife-deactivated201]

[declinate]

[ourgrin]

[deathtml]

kinda wanna delete all of my social media and disappear

[synqra]

[untexting]

Finding old music you used to love is like getting back in touch with an old friend.

[recaption]

[recaption]

[alphacrone]

me: i’m a BAD BITCH don’t FUCK with me

me twenty minutes before: lovingly painted a birdhouse for a bird that was living in my mint plant and literally smacked me in the face when i tried to water the mint and didn’t realize it was there

[alphacrone]

By request: some very blurry photos of Smacky building his nest!

[alphacrone]

SMACKY AND LADY MCSMACK HAVE HATCHED SMACKLINGS I HAVE NOT SEEN THEM YET BUT I CAN HEAR THEM

[travalicious]

[edating]

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

[moved-to-naltorians-blog]

[inercxia]

qué horrible es no ser interesante