Don’t tell the O5’s I made this blog.

Dr. Trails is definitely not currently sectioned at site 14, nor is he currently in the mess hall devouring a chicken salad sandwich. [THIS IS A ROPLAY BLOG OWNED BY @stagnatedunicorn ]

[off-site14]

Uhh, how do I get this working again? 

Oh, right, hello! I’m Dr. Trails, assistant researcher under senior researcher Dr. Iceberg, blah blah you get it. I don’t have a doctorate, but I used  to be on the defensive side of the foundation, so I guess that counts as enough to be considered for a doctor title. I don’t know. 

Uh anyway, I like bread, and if you want a reason not to do your paperwork, just uhh, email me I guess. Can’t share my number, but uh yeah. Just email me, like an oldie. 

Mostly at [DATA EXPUNGED]

Aw man, someone’s redacting this -Trails, Dr. Trails, head of nothing

Oh well, see you later.

Trails, Dr. Trails, head of nothing, PhD of nothing.

Don't tell Kondraki I stole one of his cameras, he already doesn't like me. I don't think he likes anyone really.

[off-site14]

Happy pride month, anomalous and/or other entities.

[off-site14]

What’s everyone up to rn?

..no reason of course..

I’m currently locked in a storage closet, so if anyone who knows how to pick locks or is part of the janitorial team, uhhh we should hang out.

Like soon? Now soon?

[off-site14]

Man, I love bread. If I could, I’d change my email address to [email protected]

But, no, no one gets to have fun and whimsy.

I love bread so fucking much.

[off-site14]

Do you think I’d be allowed to order a pizza or will the o5’s come to my location and kill me?

[off-site14]

Y’know, one thing I give the foundation credit for is how obvious the alarm system is. Which, thank god, because I’m basically deaf to the blaring sirens happening throughout the level of this site. Red base lights do help with the panic of “I might die”.

But they really did do fuck all with trying to restore my hearing. Hearing aids can’t fix everything so..7/10

[off-site14]

You know, for a large non-government organization you’d THINK they’d have better food for the mess hall.

I got myself sick on egg salad sandwiches..

We probably share the same diet as the d-class.

[off-site14]

I mistook you for Yuuji itadori I’m sorry

Trails: “Huh? What. Who’s that?”

Trails: “Hold on, I’m gonna...research something.”

[KEYBOARD NOISES]

Trails: “Let’s see, Yuuij…”

Trails: “Yeah, I can see it. I’m definitely older than him though.”

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Ooc: Hi, are you kn with 963 rewrites to interact with this blog?

Ooc: Yeah! Any rewrites or ocs are absolutely welcome to send asks to anyone in this au!

I, the artist, have some plans on proper character introductions and reference art in the making. This blog is still new with how little information/art of the au itself! Thank you for your ask!

[stagnatedunicorn]

Template belongs to @chocolatemoontiger

Lord I hope these arrows make sense.

[drjiceberg]

whoever keeps calling onsite security to my office please quit it why is the assumption that after any minor inconvenience I am dead

[off-site14]

Trails: “Probably because every time said inconvenience happens you say ‘That’s it, I’m gonna kill myself, I swear to god. I’m gonna fucking shoot myself and make everyone watch.’?”

[off-site14]

Is that iceberg?? How do you know him! Love your art btw

Trails: “Yeah, check it.”

[CAMERA CLICKS]

[OUT OF FRAME]

Trails: “The shorter one is Dr. Iceberg, and the other one is Dr. Gears.”

[Ineligible talking]

[OUT OF FRAME]

Trails : “They talk a LOT in the mornings. Although it’s mostly…Iceberg talking and Gears…not saying a lot. They’re together somehow.”

Trails : “It’s fine though, because Lament and I get to just chill out here.”

Lament : “Heh, yeahhhh it’s us..the assistants..”

Trails: “You could have said anything else. You don’t have a lot of friends do you?”

Lament : “…is it that obvious?”

Trails: “I need to introduce you to some people.” <<Last<< First >> Next>>

[off-site14]

Old friends

..I wonder who took the photo?

Agent “Ducky” belongs to @4bsurdist

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The Whereabouts of Dr. Tails: A.K.A. Iceberg’s Glorified Secretary

Dr. Trails, previous code name Agent Rojo under the Mobile Task Force Agency, has been assigned under Senior Staff Member Dr. Iceberg after being transferred into the research division due to surviving an incident that left him unable to serve as part of the MTFA. The aforementioned incident left him profoundly deaf in both ears, profound loss of smell, temporary loss of minimal motor functions, and with deep scar tissues in splotches around his body. He was given time to physically recover from his injuries and was transferred as a junior researcher for the SCP Foundation. His current position is under Dr. Iceberg at sites 14, 17, 42, and 19. However, he is to be sectioned to where Dr. Iceberg is working as needed. He has been granted level 2 security clearance to further assist in the duties given to Dr. Iceberg. He is to have his hearing aids on his person at all times, no matter what he says about “comfortability” of said medical aids. He is no longer allowed to request liquids from SCP-294 without documented permission from at least two personnel members in higher security clarences and the permission from Dr. Iceberg (No, not even if it was for a normal liquid, just ban him from that room altogether at this point. He has too many ideas than we have time for. How he thinks of these things while working completely other assignments are beyond me. - Leader of MTF Foxtrot-Yankee, “Those Cowards”). He is known to have an irrational fear of “living” SCP objects. SCP-999 is an example of this fear. Once in the optical vicinity of SCP-999, he is known to “squeal like a little girl and hide in the nearest closet”. It seems his fear outweighs the anomalous mood shifting ability of SCP-999. Due to many incidents revolving Dr. Trails’ fear, he is now getting proper mental treatment from Dr. Glass every two weeks, or as needed upon request. Therapy includes exposure therapy to a safe class living object on a session to session basis.

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Oh wow, so there IS a whole file on me. Weird.

Also, no, you can’t make me take these damn Dollar Tree ear buds everywhere I go. They don’t even work a third of the time. Why is this the thing you cheap out on? Common man.

Anyway, currently eating chicken salad sandwiches in the mess hall at site-[DATA EXPUNGED] if anyone wants to hang out. - Dr. Trails

Is that where you’ve been for the last three hours?? Get back to the office and stop looking up articles of yourself. Word of advice, stop while you’re ahead before you find information you don’t want to know. I’ve had that happen way too often. Don’t start that habit. -Dr. Iceberg

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[START OF FOOTAGE]

Trails: “Keter duty!”

Iceberg: “Don’t film me.”

Trails: “It’s not a video, it’s a photo.”

Trails: “See?”

Iceberg: “I don’t think you understand how SCP-[REDACTED] works. It’s clearly recording.”

[Prolonged silence]

Trails: “Okay, I’m going back to work.”

Iceberg: “You do that.”

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[START OF FOOTAGE]

Trails: “HEY ICEBERG, I GOT THE THING TO WORK”

[ilegible response]

Trails: “Oh yeah, I’m definitely using this later.”

[END OF FOOTAGE]

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