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20s/ Wow, It's like a jungle in here!

[ashstfu]

idk but when i discover new books and music i’m just excited to be alive again. yes a bit dramatic but that’s how i feel when i discover them

[anticurses]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

[probablysomethingtm]

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

[the-haiku-bot]

straight up “snorkin’ it”.

and by “it” haha, well. let’s

just say. mimimi

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[nickyandmikey]

god 50 years ago you really could go see a trashy b-movie and it still had gorgeous cinematography, lighting and set design, fun costumes and makeup, and now a hollywood production could have 80 million dollars thrown at it only for it to look like a drawn-out tv commercial for laundry detergent

[bowowark]

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

[demonadelem]

[dogpuppy]

[dovvvvv]

this is how charli xcx sounds to straight men

[brozil]

i still have no idea what charli xcx, leon kennedy and adderall are

[bruzum]

if this was bjork everyone would shit on their hands & clap

[crow-caller]

Id be failing myself and everyone if I didn't mention this was made for Modelland and audio wise perfectly encapsulates that book. I'm so wild for Modelland it is true pure art and also sucks so bad. But sucks in a "The Room" kind of way which is very difficult for literature to achieve.

I have a long-ass in depth review which comes in text or video and I recommend it if you want to go mad

Modelland is a nightmarish fever dream from the mind of Tyra Banks. I hate it. I adore it.

From the moment I began reading Modelland, I found myself unable to adequately explain what it was like. This continued through all 600 or s

[on-friday-afternoon]

insurance girls

[antifatemptress]

would y'all still think I'm cool if y'all knew I had a cowgirl tattoo on my calf whose legs I purposely skip when I shave my legs?

[apolladay]

Would y'all still think OP is cool if y'all knew they had a cowgirl tattoo on their calf whose legs they purposely skip when they shave their own legs?

yes

no (you meant yes)

Remaining time: 22 hours 6 minutes

[disoda]

a window

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[sophsun1]

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[ghastlycrew]

it's just that. it's so fucking important that the linguist bails on the expedition before the novel. the written word fails in area x. it becomes one of the most chilling modes of cosmic incomprehensibility in area x. the biologist's written account is a self-admitted failure. she is nameless. where lies the strangling fruit is all the more terrifying for the fact that it is in a recognizable language with an inscrutable meaning. the journals are ROTTING in the lighthouse, ink running and turning into decaying organic matter along with everything else. no one is named. the novel begins with a pointless semantic debate that everyone is fiercely invested in regarding the tower/tunnel nomenclature. no one has a name. they are instrumentalized to their professions. when she encounters the crawler, the biologist immediately compares it to an encounter with the "destroyer of worlds," a "more apt" name for the starfish than its scientific nomenclature.

"what an inadequate name i had chosen for it—the crawler."

this novel is just as (if not more) concerned with how area x heralds the failure of language, not just the failure of scientific inquiry

[opens-up-4-nobody]

.

[22ratonthestreet]

when the fruit is strangling

[rslashrats]

the saddest beanie baby related thing ever is still trap the mouse. no birthday

[rslashrats]

[holisticknight]

hi, fun fact! Trap the mouse doesn’t have a birthday because he was THE FIRST BEANIE BABY. Before Beanie Babies had birthdays, there was Trap the Mouse. Basically, he is too ancient for birthdays. Older than dirt, this one.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

He predates the modern calendar

[rolypolies]