Fuck

Double fuck 22 years on this god forsaken earth / get creative with pronouns I literally do not care/ Minors dni pls I post adult things

[offbrandhand]

Yo it’s me

I haven’t made one of these since I was literally 15 and I somehow got the motivation to do it. I’m probably gonna make a master post out of this at some point for a like a commission sheet and whatnot. But hey you all get this for now, the face behind the screen :>

[offbrandhand]

Heres a link for a basic guide to my pricing for commissions! <3

[twintaileddragon]

The reason I fuck with Janka so hard is because I absolutely love ships where it's like :

Love Language: Physical Touch

Subsection: Throwing Hands

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm just looking at baby Belphie photos and weeping

[pangur-and-grim]

can you even imagine an animal this small?

[pangur-and-grim]

six weeks is when the bald set in

[pirate-captain-of-the-tundra]

@offbrandhand

[offbrandhand]

Heyyyyy long time no see yall. I'm opening emergency comms because I tore my rotator cuff in 3 places and desperately need surgery, and while I have very good insurance that will cover the surgery, I still have to pay my mortgage while I'm out of work (looking at like 2-3k) I would like to ideally stay out of work long enough to actually recover and not just go back as soon as I'm off meds bc I don't want to accidentally make it worse. I do a little of everything and I will work on the price with you! I will draw pretty much anything except heavy mecha, including nsfw stuff. This includes furry stuff (Ik I don't have many examples here but trust, furries are where my roots lie), any animated characters, ship stuff, podcast characters, OC's, light mecha, and literally anything you can come up with I can work with you. I have a proper comm sheet pinned on my page. My surgery is scheduled in December but the sooner I can save up the better!

Here's some examples

[offbrandhand]

Dedicated post for my Jane cosplay bc it was just. So. Much. Fun.

I was being such a menace the whole time. I had a tens unit going on my shoulders and it just made me look even creepier.

[archivalhaven]

Oh Martin Blackwood, how I love you…

[offbrandhand]

Check out these bad boys

Cosplay shoot with friends of various TMA characters!! Credits below

Gertrude: @mice-and-moonbeams

Gerry: @hemi-demi

Jon: @tea-moth11

Daisy: @pirate-captain-of-the-tundra

Jonah: friend who requested not to be tagged!

Jane: @offbrandhand (myself!)

Couldn't add all the photos bc of tumblr's dumb photo limit so I picked some of my faves. Also not pictured is me eating concrete right after the kicking Jonah photo bc the cameras got cut literally seconds before I fell also fell again trying to take Jane's stair photos. Anyways I love my friends and this was sooo much fun. Give them love. Also, thank you to M&M/Gertrude for taking 90% of these photos!

[tea-moth11]

This was so much fun!

[offbrandhand]

Check out these bad boys

Cosplay shoot with friends of various TMA characters!! Credits below

Gertrude: @mice-and-moonbeams

Gerry: @hemi-demi

Jon: @tea-moth11

Daisy: @pirate-captain-of-the-tundra

Jonah: friend who requested not to be tagged!

Jane: @offbrandhand (myself!)

Couldn't add all the photos bc of tumblr's dumb photo limit so I picked some of my faves. Also not pictured is me eating concrete right after the kicking Jonah photo bc the cameras got cut literally seconds before I fell also fell again trying to take Jane's stair photos. Anyways I love my friends and this was sooo much fun. Give them love. Also, thank you to M&M/Gertrude for taking 90% of these photos!

[tea-moth11]

Redraw of Bear Ghost's album "Jiminy".

After being introduced by @offbrandhand I have probably listened to The Mario Cliché on loop to write several chapters of Cryptid Watch.

[palesweetsdeer]

What’s still very funny and also a bit sad to me is (S2) Jonathan “I don’t know everytHING AND THATS WHY I CANT TRUST ANYONE” Sims turning into (S4) Johnathan “I know everything and that actually really fucking sucks” Sims

[avatarofthearchives]

My very non-serious Magnus Archive fear theory:

If your favorite fear is The Corruption then you're extinction coded.

If your favorite fear is The Dark then you're end coded.

If your favorite fear is The Eye then you're spiral coded.

If your favorite fear is The Desolation then you're slaughter coded.

If your favorite fear is The Lonely then you're stranger coded.

If your favorite fear is The Slaughter then you're the dark coded.

If your favorite fear is The Web then you're buried coded.

If your favorite fear is The Spiral then you're hunt coded.

If your favorite fear is The Stranger then you're vast coded.

If your favorite fear is The Hunt then you're flesh coded.

If your favorite fear is The Vast then you're desolation coded.

If your favorite fear is The Flesh then you're lonely coded.

If your favorite fear is The End then you're eye coded.

If your favorite fear is The Extinction then you're web coded.

If your favorite fear is The Buried then you're corruption coded.

This theory is based on nothing other than anecdotal evidence provided by my friends.

[makoyimoon]

My beloved Michael

[dysfunctionalcreature]

So I got inspired by this post, so I tried to think up more TMA themed alternatives to saying "I'm gonna kms" and these are the ones I came up with, feel free to use them or add on your own alternatives lol:

I'm gonna listen to the wasp nest in my addic

I'm gonna open the door (which was never really there)

I'm gonna go see the great Grimaldi

I'm gonna go skydiving

I'm gonna become an Archivist

I'm gonna read A Guest For Mr Spider

I'm gonna read a Leitner

I'm gonna get a rib removed

I'm gonna cause the apocalypse

I'm gonna break into the panopticon

I'm gonna fulfill the Web's plan

I'm gonna smite someone

I'm gonna open the Do Not Open coffin

I'm gonna go have a cigarette

[oddclemency]

colored an old Gerry sketch

[pestopasta626]

[occudo]

Soo @hemi-demi has this Dragon AU called Oathbreaker... 👀

[nikevictoria18]

Two types of TMA fans