CAPTAIN

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[offcolars-blog]

L.ARS WOULD FREE BISMUT.H

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[catsbeaversandducks]

OH MY HEART

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[seulerosea-blog]

miss-obsolete

Artist:  Emily B. Sturt-Tzeegankoff.

(★Miss Obsolete★)

[offcolars-blog]

thinking about how l.ars impersonated an imperial high ranking officer has given me some gem!l.ars ideas. 

he’s a pink larimar, cut 12ix with his gem in his ear lobe 

his primary purpose is to act as a spy and head of evasive operations. he’s built slim and tall; good for moving around and getting to higher places.

he’s a high ranking gem do to his important standing and purpose in the diamond court; higher than an agate, but not quite as high in social class as a sapphire. around the same rank as an emerald would be

because of the nature of their jobs larimars are one of the few gems who get to act outside of the diamond authority. they have more freedom and range to do what they please, so long as they report to their diamond and help in battles 

he was created in a colony in the tarantula galaxy which belonged to blue

seeing how most larimar’s are blue, he was technically an off color, but not so much that he wasn’t found useful

blue, seeing his hue, gifted his gem to pink when they first started colonizing earth 

because he’s an off color and was disposed from his usual post (where for a brief period of time he would sharpen his skills with other larimars) he’s not very good at actually doing his job

still the annoying insecure l.ars that we all know but he has a slightly calmer demenor

despite this he was still discharged to be an agent when the gem war took place and was sent to infiltrate the ranks of the crystal gems

he returned to homeworld shortly before the other gems were corrupted

yellow tried him on false crimes of being a war criminal; saying that he had truly joined the crystal gems and that is why they were able to stage their attack on pink 

in reality he wasn’t technically a cg but appreciated them for what they were doing. he was a neutral party in a time where neutrality got you killed

he managed to escape but not before his gem was hit hard enough to forever alter the physical projection that it displayed ie. his eye scar

after many years of running and hiding he finally joined up with the off colors right as the war criminal r.ose q.uartz was brought to homeworld

knowing that his previous cowardice in the gem war got several killed, he decided that he couldn’t be passive anymore

they rescued s.teven, lars got his gem shattered in the process, stev-o healed him which created the portal that he used to get back home

then space pirate!   

his weapon is a kampilan sword with a smaller dagger in the hilt, which would be dipped in gem destabilizer energy. this is so larimars can poof themselves in order to keep from spilling info. 

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                                on the scene : COOL TEENS, doin’ NINJA THINGS !

[auliicraval]

iconic vines sentence meme .

​❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜

​❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜

​❛ i thought you were american . ❜

​❛ is that a weed !? ❜

​❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜

​❛ chipotle is my life . ❜

​❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜

​❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜

​❛ is that a police !? ❜

​❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜

​❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜

​❛ merry crisis ! ❜

​❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜

​❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜

​❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜

​❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch .  ❜

​❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜

​❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜

​❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜

​❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜

​❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜

​❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜

​❛ and they were roommates ! ❜

​❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜

​❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜

​❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜

​❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜

​❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜

​❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜

​❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜

​❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜

​❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜

​❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜

​❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜

​❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜

​❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜

​❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜

​❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜

​❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜

​❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜

​❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜

[offcolars-blog]

Lar.s is a son of hades and he mostly uses his powers to go invisible and fade in the shadows

[mjalti]

no offense but I suck at responding to most messages so please don’t think it’s you. It’s def me.

[offcolars-blog]

thinking about how l.ars impersonated an imperial high ranking officer has given me some gem!l.ars ideas. 

he’s a pink larimar, cut 12ix with his gem in his ear lobe 

his primary purpose is to act as a spy and head of evasive operations. he’s built slim and tall; good for moving around and getting to higher places.

he’s a high ranking gem do to his important standing and purpose in the diamond court; higher than an agate, but not quite as high in social class as a sapphire. around the same rank as an emerald would be

because of the nature of their jobs larimars are one of the few gems who get to act outside of the diamond authority. they have more freedom and range to do what they please, so long as they report to their diamond and help in battles 

he was created in a colony in the tarantula galaxy which belonged to blue

seeing how most larimar’s are blue, he was technically an off color, but not so much that he wasn’t found useful

blue, seeing his hue, gifted his gem to pink when they first started colonizing earth 

because he’s an off color and was disposed from his usual post (where for a brief period of time he would sharpen his skills with other larimars) he’s not very good at actually doing his job

still the annoying insecure l.ars that we all know but he has a slightly calmer demenor

despite this he was still discharged to be an agent when the gem war took place and was sent to infiltrate the ranks of the crystal gems

he returned to homeworld shortly before the other gems were corrupted

yellow tried him on false crimes of being a war criminal; saying that he had truly joined the crystal gems and that is why they were able to stage their attack on pink 

in reality he wasn’t technically a cg but appreciated them for what they were doing. he was a neutral party in a time where neutrality got you killed

he managed to escape but not before his gem was hit hard enough to forever alter the physical projection that it displayed ie. his eye scar

after many years of running and hiding he finally joined up with the off colors right as the war criminal r.ose q.uartz was brought to homeworld

knowing that his previous cowardice in the gem war got several killed, he decided that he couldn’t be passive anymore

they rescued s.teven, lars got his gem shattered in the process, stev-o healed him which created the portal that he used to get back home

then space pirate!   

his weapon is a kampilan sword with a smaller dagger in the hilt, which would be dipped in gem destabilizer energy. this is so larimars can poof themselves in order to keep from spilling info. 

[offcolars-blog]

Steven: I made you this friendship bracelet!

Lars: you know I'm not really a jewelry person

Steven: it's ok you don't have wear it-

Lars: no I'm gonna wear it forever back off!

[offcolars-blog]

'Cool thanks for explaining, I still don't know what that means' Lars is a constant Mood

[grumpy-topaz]

[offcolars-blog]

Mmmmy good boy

[beautiful-rebellious-sunflower]

you guys don’t even understand how much I adore the whole ‘falling in love for the second time’ thing, it is probably my favourite ever romance trope

like, give me characters who have been in a long term relationship for years, give me characters who have been married, happily married, and who thought that was it for them, that it would never happen again and they would have to live the rest of their lives alone

give me characters who have lost the love of their life…and then let them find another one

by all means make it awkward; make them reluctant and unsure, have it take a long time, make it a slow and strange and dawning realisation but let it be real

give me characters who fall in love a second time, and have it be as real and passionate and important as anything else in their lives has been, give me characters who thought they would never be able to move on realising that you don’t have to deny your past to embrace your future, give me characters who fall in love again in spite of themselves, discovering that they’re not too old and not too broken to find happiness again

give me characters who fall in love a second time; desperately, blissfully, head-over-heels and stupid in love

because let me tell you

I live for that shit

[wadepturner]

I hope Lars and Lion become best friends